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Joe DiMaggio League
4-12-2080
Tom Noren Starting Pitcher
Detroit Guards
SEASON BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.15 Total Rating A    Bats/Throws L/L
W-L 2-1 Status Active Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 32 (OS 33) Date of Birth 11-08-2047
K 21 Drafted Round 1, Pick 6
(2066)		 Majors Svc Time 10 years
(4 games)
IP 21.2
WHIP 1.38
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R F  Power vs. L F  Velocity A    Mentor Val B-
Speed D  Bunt D+ Control A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 4
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2070 WAS
5
 6
49
18
0
0
0
 1
129.2
 124 64 57 2 39
98
1.26
3.96
2071 WAS
7
 3
77
0
0
0
34
 7
78.1
 80 32 30 0 26
62
1.35
3.45
2072 WAS
9
 9
29
29
2
1
0
 0
155.2
 150 79 69 3 56
128
1.32
3.99
2073 WAS
5
 7
47
15
0
0
4
 4
126.2
 115 58 58 1 42
101
1.24
4.12
2074 TB
14
 8
33
33
2
0
0
 0
214.0
 206 97 95 1 62
148
1.25
4.00
2075 TB
8
 7
101
0
0
0
29
 9
130.1
 119 56 53 1 43
102
1.24
3.66
2076 TB
11
 7
41
33
3
1
0
 0
216.0
 213 111 105 1 70
180
1.31
4.38
2077 TB
9
 13
35
35
4
2
0
 0
239.2
 229 91 82 4 59
194
1.20
3.08
2078 WAS-DET
17
 11
36
36
9
1
0
 0
270.0
 256 140 126 1 79
221
1.24
4.20
2079 DET
18
 10
34
34
12
1
0
 0
270.2
 241 113 105 2 88
231
1.22
3.49
2080 DET
2
 1
3
3
1
0
0
 0
21.2
 22 11 10 0 8
21
1.38
4.15
Total
105
 82
485
236
33
6
67
 21
1852.2
 1755 852 790 16 572
1486
1.26
3.84
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2079-08-18Tom Noren of the Detroit CoMpToNz TiGeRz is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2078-07-02Trade #1929215 has been completed between the Washington Idiocracy and the Detroit CoMpToNz TiGeRz. The Detroit CoMpToNz TiGeRz receive Ed Durr, Tom Noren from the Washington Idiocracy in exchange for Tom Seaver, Mark McGwire, Bob Bailor, Draft Pick 2079 Round 1 DET (Mike Harris), Draft Pick 2079 Round 2 DET (Larry Grabowski), Draft Pick 2079 Round 3 DET (Ray Cotto).
2077-05-30Tom Noren of the Tampa Bay Sail Riggers has thrown a no-hitter against the Cleveland Sultans of Swing.
2070-06-26The Washington Dirtbags have promoted Tom Noren to the major league team. The Washington Dirtbags have promoted Tim Hudson to the major league team. The Washington Dirtbags have designated Nori Sakurai for assignment. The Washington Dirtbags have designated Ed Zito for assignment.
2070-06-18The Washington Dirtbags have promoted Ed Zito to the major league team. The Washington Dirtbags have promoted Nori Sakurai to the major league team. The Washington Dirtbags have sent Tom Noren to the minors. The Washington Dirtbags have sent Mike Daugherty to the minors.
2070-03-01Tom Noren has been reverted to his original name.
2070-03-01The Washington Dirtbags have promoted Reno Sweeney to the major league team. The Washington Dirtbags have designated Don Julio Tequila for assignment. The Washington Dirtbags have designated Bill Fanok for assignment. The Washington Dirtbags have sent Stewart Granger to the minors. The Washington Dirtbags have sent Alex McRae to the minors. The Washington Dirtbags have sent Bucky Manzanillo to the minors.
2066-04-13The Washington Skunk Apes have renamed Tom Noren to Reno Sweeney.