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Dom DiMaggio League
10-12-2074
Joe Cool Left Field
Retired (1984, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .251 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/L
OPS .749 Status Deceased (2025) Option Years 0  
H 710 Age at Death 76 Date of Birth 12-24-1949
HR 145 Drafted Round 1, Pick 4
(1974)
Majors Svc Time 9 years
(54 games)
RBI 465
SB 7
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R A+ Power vs. L A- Velocity   Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF (90.3%)   Health D+ LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF (84.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1974 BAL
107
383
40
94
10
1
20
50
32
84 0 0
0
0 2
.737
.304
.433
.188
.245
1975 BAL
118
430
45
108
16
0
24
72
20
101 1 6
0
0 3
.738
.282
.456
.205
.251
1976 BAL
103
361
31
76
11
2
12
41
27
79 0 2
0
0 9
.616
.264
.352
.141
.211
1977 BAL
112
349
38
83
12
1
16
51
22
67 2 0
0
0 4
.702
.287
.415
.178
.238
1978 BAL
149
414
64
115
17
1
22
77
32
85 2 5
0
0 3
.812
.329
.483
.205
.278
1979 BAL
137
425
52
103
17
5
19
66
41
111 3 3
0
0 2
.751
.311
.440
.198
.242
1980 BAL-BRO
37
131
17
34
5
0
9
38
6
21 0 1
2
3 1
.794
.290
.504
.244
.260
1981 BRO
80
200
32
54
5
1
14
43
17
36 2 1
1
2 0
.847
.332
.515
.245
.270
1982 BRO
99
91
16
30
5
0
6
18
7
18 0 0
4
3 0
.960
.378
.582
.253
.330
1983 BRO
63
50
11
13
2
0
3
9
4
16 0 0
0
1 0
.795
.315
.480
.220
.260
Total
1005
2834
346
710
100
11
145
465
208
618 10 18
7
9 24
.749
.302
.447
.197
.251
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1984-11-01Joe Cool has retired from the Free Agency Pool
1984-04-05The Brooklyn Death Dealers have waived Joe Cool.
1984-04-01The Brooklyn Death Dealers have promoted Ed Weatherly to the major league team. The Brooklyn Death Dealers have designated Joe Cool for assignment.
1981-08-15Joe Cool of the Brooklyn Camel Toes is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
1980-05-22Joe Cool of the Brooklyn Camel Toes is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
1980-04-09A trade has been completed between the Baltimore Choking Chowderheads and the Brooklyn jarunk. The Brooklyn jarunk receive Joe Cool, Emmett Houser, Bunny Bruno from the Baltimore Choking Chowderheads in exchange for Benny Marshall.
1976-05-21Joe Cool of the Baltimore GirlyMen is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
1974-04-01The Baltimore GirlyMen have renamed Joe Cruz to Joe Cool.
1974-04-01The Baltimore GirlyMen have promoted Joe Cruz to the major league team. The Baltimore GirlyMen have designated Kent Lopat for assignment.