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Team owner: cheflonster
, last active on 11-20-2024
Notes from team owner cheflonster:
Will trade anyone that's a yet to be named porn queen!!!! Bal gets 3 years of cp's from NYA in 2210,11, and 12, traded 2212 back to NYA (Updated 2024-10-16)
Majors
Minors
Starting Pitchers
Starting Pitchers
Trd
Player
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
Thr
Role
End
Vel
Con
Kurt Cobain
A
28
C
C-
R
1st Starter
B+
A-
A+
Jenn A. Jameson
A
29
B
C-
R
2nd Starter
A-
A
A-
Christy Canyon
A-
29
C-
C-
R
3rd Starter
B+
B+
A
Pirate Yar
A-
35
F
C-
R
4th Starter
B-
A
B+
Seka
A-
30
A
A-
R
5th Starter
A+
A
B+
Trd
Player
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
Thr
End
Vel
Con
CP
Bobby Hermansen
B+
20
F
F
R
B-
B
A
10
Walter Olson
B
22
D
F
R
B-
B
B+
12
Relief Pitchers
Relief Pitchers
Trd
Player
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
Thr
Role
End
Vel
Con
Brandi Love
A-
33
A-
C
R
C
A
A-
Sasha Grey
A-
33
D+
B-
R
Long Relief A
B
B-
A+
Heinie Wentzel
A-
35
C+
C+
R
Setup Man
C
A-
A-
Scott Selbach
A-
34
D-
B+
R
Setup/Closer
B+
B-
A+
Abella Danger
A-
33
A+
A-
R
Closer
C
B
A+
Trd
Player
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
Thr
End
Vel
Con
CP
Bill Foster
B+
32
F
C-
R
D
A-
B-
4
Dick Skinner
B+
29
B-
D+
R
D-
A-
B-
5
Rafael Howard
B
22
D+
F
L
C-
B+
C+
7
Catcher
Catcher
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
Deep Throat
C
A-
32
A+
B-
B-
A+
B-
A
A
C+
A+
Dillon Harper
C
B+
30
B
C-
B+
B-
A
B
A-
C
A
Mia Khalifa
C/3B
B
22
C
F
A-
C
B+
B-
B-
B+
A-
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
Buddy Toliver
C
B-
19
A
F
C-
A+
C-
A-
B-
D+
B+
14
First Base
First Base
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
Lela Star
1B
A-
36
D
A+
B+
A+
B
A
B+
B+
A-
George Tuttle
1B
B-
29
C+
C+
D+
A
C
A+
C+
B-
B-
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
George Fehring
1B
B-
33
A
C-
B-
A+
C+
B+
C+
B
C-
2
Second Base
Second Base
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
How Williams
2B/SS/3B
B+
36
F
A+
A
C+
A
B
A
A-
B
Jim Strain
2B/RF/3B/LF
B+
29
C+
D+
B+
A
B-
A+
B+
A
B-
Diamond Foxxx
2B/LF
B+
33
C+
C-
A+
C+
A-
C+
A
A+
B-
Leo McLaughlin
2B
B-
24
C+
F
D+
B+
C-
A+
C
B-
B
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
Andre Rabb
2B
B-
21
D+
F
C-
A-
C
B+
B+
C+
C+
9
Al Darr
2B
C+
17
B-
F
D-
B-
C-
B-
A-
B
C-
15
Third Base
Third Base
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
Kimmy Granger
3B
A-
31
C
C
B
A+
B-
A+
A
C+
A+
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
Frankie Serafini
3B
B
21
D-
F
B-
B
C-
B-
B+
B-
A+
11
Shortstop
Shortstop
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
Syren De Mer
SS/2B
A-
32
D-
A+
B
A+
B+
A
A+
A+
B
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
Dick Smith
SS
B-
24
B
F
C+
B+
B-
B+
B
B
C+
6
Left Field
Left Field
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
Manny Bradley
LF/1B/RF
A-
35
C+
A
A+
A-
A
B+
B+
B
B+
Eva Lovia
OF/1B
B+
33
D
B-
B+
A
B-
A
A-
B+
C+
Sunny Leone
LF/RF/2B
B+
25
C-
F
B-
A
B
B+
A-
B
B
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
Jack Moss
LF
B-
23
D
F
C+
B+
C-
B-
A-
C+
C+
8
Center Field
Center Field
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
Coco Lovelock
CF/LF
A-
31
B-
B
B-
A+
C+
A+
A-
A-
A-
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
Kenichi Komaki
CF
B-
33
C-
C+
C-
A+
C
A-
B
C+
B-
3
Thomas Chappelle
CF
C
19
B-
F
D+
C+
D
C+
B+
D+
C-
13
Right Field
Right Field
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
Adriana Chechik
OF
A-
30
C-
A-
B
A+
B-
A+
A
B+
B+
Mia Malkova
OF/3B
A-
35
C-
C+
B+
A-
A-
A+
B+
B
B+
Trd
Player
Pos
Tot
Age
Hlt
Mnt
CvR
PvR
CvL
PvL
Spd
Rng
Arm
CP
Racquel Darrin
RF
B
34
D-
B+
C
A+
C
A
B
C+
B-
1
Before transactions:
25 players on active roster.
Before transactions:
15 players on minor league roster, 120 CP assigned.
After transactions:
25
players on active roster.
After transactions:
15
players on minor league roster
,
0
designated for assignment
.
All draft picks have been traded.
** Key **
Trd: Propose Trade for Player | Tot: Total Rating | Hlt: Health | Mnt: Approx. Mentoring Value | CvR: Contact Vs Righty | PvR: Power Vs Righty | CvL: Contact Vs Lefty | PvL: Power Vs Lefty | Spd: Speed | Rng: Defensive Range | Arm: Defensive Arm