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Berlusconi, Putin, Hu Jintao and the Pope are flying on the same plane. Tha plane has problems and the captain orders to jump off, but there\'re only 4 chutes. Putin says: \"I\'ll take one, since I\'m the president of the biggest country in the world\", and jumps. Jintao says: \"I\'ll take one, since I\'m the president of the most populated country in the world\" and jumps. Berlusconi says: \"I\'ll take one since I\'m the most intelligent man in the world\", and jumps. That leaves the captain and the Pope, who says: \"You take the last chute captain, I\'ll stay here and pray for you all\", and the captain: \"No problem, your Holiness, the most intelligent man in the world has just jumped off with the laundry sack\" |
| Mood | Berlusconi, old jerk, do us a favor... DIE |