sycophantman
MAN VS. BEAST 2!! Sports event of the century!
February 21, 2004 at 01:56AM View BBCode
It's on now baby!!
I'll give some updates to those who have bets placed in Vegas.... :D
sycophantman
Long Jump, Human vs. Labrador!!
February 21, 2004 at 02:00AM View BBCode
Who will jump the farthest, Hmmmmm?:D
jojo888
February 21, 2004 at 02:02AM View BBCode
is this on tv? if so what channel? i have no idea what you are talking about...
sycophantman
February 21, 2004 at 02:03AM View BBCode
It's on Fox right now, it's about the funniest, stupidest and entertaining thing I've ever seen...
sycophantman
And the winner is...
February 21, 2004 at 02:08AM View BBCode
The Labrador!
27.5 feet over the 27 feet for the track star human!
The dog just wanted it more...
sycophantman
Dead Hang Competition, Man vs. Orangatan!
February 21, 2004 at 02:13AM View BBCode
Who can hang from a bar the longest?
Hmmmm?
Place your bets!!
The monkey gets three to one!
sycophantman
And the winner is....
February 21, 2004 at 02:18AM View BBCode
The Man!
The oragatan sprung a leak while hanging and gave up!
And I mean just what you think when I say 'sprung a leak'
6 minutes 38 seconds, well done gymnast guy!
sycophantman
Fastest Tree Climb, Man vs. Chimpanzee!
February 21, 2004 at 02:25AM View BBCode
I heard this chimp is juiced, hopefully he won't be disqualified....
sycophantman
And the winner is!
February 21, 2004 at 02:28AM View BBCode
The Man!
19.2 seconds for the man
39 seconds for the chimp!
What happened!!!!!
What a huge upset!
I love the announcer, he said that the reason the chimp lost was cause he didn't realize it was a competition...
DUH!
sycophantman
February 21, 2004 at 02:34AM View BBCode
Uh-oh!
The man is getting cocky!
He challenged the chimp again, this time saying he could climb up the tree twice in the time the chimp does it once!
sycophantman
February 21, 2004 at 02:36AM View BBCode
But no...
The chimp schooled the human...
You have just enjoyed the fastest 15 minutes ever buddy, goodbye!
sycophantman
Relay Race, 4 Little People vs. a Camel!!!
February 21, 2004 at 02:40AM View BBCode
Wait, don't go!
I'm almost done...
So who will win this test of speed and endurance, this struggle of wills, the tension hangs thick....
Oh whatever, let's just watch until our heads cave in, shall we?;)
hobos
February 21, 2004 at 02:42AM View formatted
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Thanks for giving the results away, it's not on for another hour here. I'm still watching King of the Hill:mad:
sycophantman
February 21, 2004 at 02:46AM View BBCode
I'm sorry!
Didn't realize I was playing the spoiler!
Well, All the previous posts were lies, LIES!!:)
sycophantman
And the winner is...
February 21, 2004 at 02:55AM View BBCode
The camel!
It was a photo finish, and yes, it was also rather lame...
So what have we all learned here today?
That little people have little legs, and as such, they can't go very fast...
hobos
February 21, 2004 at 03:02AM View BBCode
Didn't the little people also lose to the elephant? I can't remember
sycophantman
February 21, 2004 at 03:04AM View BBCode
Yeah, they did lose to the elephant, no love for the littles...
hobos
February 21, 2004 at 05:05AM View BBCode
If I heard the announcer right, the jumpers are jumping into Castaic Lake. Can anyone confirm this? If so, it's a small lake 15 minutes from where I live. Jack1 should be the only person on the boards who knows of the lake other than me
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