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Duff77
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Cracksmoker (krak�smoker) n. 1. A professional or collegiate athlete who exhibits
behavior not fit for society. ââ?¬â??v. cracksmoked, -adj. cracksmoking
Cracksmoker Criteria:
$ Must be a professional or collegiate athlete
$ Must have been in the news for something noteworthy other than an athletic accomplishment
$ Have a tendency to put themselves ahead of their team
$ Often demand more money or playing time than they deserve
$ Consistently in the wrong place at the wrong time and often claim to be a victim of circumstance
$ Regularly participate in excessive celebrations and taunting of other players
$ Probably have referred to themselves in the third person at one time or another
$ May have one or more illegitimate children
$ Actions are generally not premeditated
Proving that the NFL is the cracksmokiest of all, try this one on: On the left of the screen, click on NHL. View the list of names. Then click on MLB and NBA...notice the length of the list. Then click on NFL...see what I'm saying?
As long as I'm sharing...
March 05, 2004 at 10:35AM View BBCode
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Cracksmoker (krak�smoker) n. 1. A professional or collegiate athlete who exhibits
behavior not fit for society. ââ?¬â??v. cracksmoked, -adj. cracksmoking
Cracksmoker Criteria:
$ Must be a professional or collegiate athlete
$ Must have been in the news for something noteworthy other than an athletic accomplishment
$ Have a tendency to put themselves ahead of their team
$ Often demand more money or playing time than they deserve
$ Consistently in the wrong place at the wrong time and often claim to be a victim of circumstance
$ Regularly participate in excessive celebrations and taunting of other players
$ Probably have referred to themselves in the third person at one time or another
$ May have one or more illegitimate children
$ Actions are generally not premeditated
Proving that the NFL is the cracksmokiest of all, try this one on: On the left of the screen, click on NHL. View the list of names. Then click on MLB and NBA...notice the length of the list. Then click on NFL...see what I'm saying?
ME
I'd expect the NBA to run away with the per capita list.
March 05, 2004 at 03:05PM View BBCode
The NFL was 45 players per team while the NBA has 15 and MLB has 25, so you'd expect more football players there.I'd expect the NBA to run away with the per capita list.
skierdude44
March 05, 2004 at 08:42PM View BBCode
thats pretty funny, but some of those people dont meet all of the criteria. if u go to mlb and read about tim hudson, it has the fight in the bar in boston he was involved in, but if u read the details it is hard to blame him. im sure many of us would have done the same thing. there are some really weird things that im not even gonna talk about in there.
happy
practically everyone in the NBA
WRs/some CBs
Steiroid popping Baseball players
March 07, 2004 at 01:30AM View BBCode
the cracksmokers almost always fit into one of these categories:practically everyone in the NBA
WRs/some CBs
Steiroid popping Baseball players
happy
March 07, 2004 at 01:35AM View BBCode
really dumb reason why tejada is on the list. They just put people on the list if they ever get in the newspaper for something other than sports.
skierdude44
March 07, 2004 at 01:57AM View BBCode
yea some of them are just in there cuz they were in the news for something other than sports.
Duff77
March 07, 2004 at 11:53AM View BBCode
I started losing faith in that site when I relalized OJ Simpson isn't on the list. I mean...c'mon.
happy
maybe you have to have done something WHILE you are playing to be put on the list, then it just adds more stuff for people already on the list.
March 08, 2004 at 05:08AM View BBCode
OH MY GOD!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!!maybe you have to have done something WHILE you are playing to be put on the list, then it just adds more stuff for people already on the list.
Duff77
March 08, 2004 at 05:16AM View BBCode
Could be. That would make sense, anyway. I can't believe they just forgot OJ.
happy
March 08, 2004 at 05:18AM View BBCode
yeah, gotta say that is horrible. Hey duff, are you going to introduce yourself on the intro thread?
Duff77
Or I could be chicken. :P
March 08, 2004 at 05:39AM View BBCode
I haven't decided. I'm not really keen on handing out gobs of information about myself. I just don't see the purpose. Funny, I never much cared for that sort of thing in school, either. I feel like you do that, you brand yourself... I perfer to be known through my interactions with others.Or I could be chicken. :P
sycophantman
March 08, 2004 at 02:31PM View BBCode
free-range chickens are happy chickens....:puzzled:
happy
March 08, 2004 at 04:34PM View formatted
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Well if you dont want to give out gobs of information, just say you are duff, you are an orioles fan, and you live in maryland, and you are a regular off topic poster.
happy
March 09, 2004 at 05:16AM View BBCode
I thought this was a good topic to bring it up in, since it does say "as long as im sharing..."
happy
March 09, 2004 at 05:26AM View BBCode
I like it, short and simple. although you have Angelos more than steinbrenner?
Duff77
March 09, 2004 at 07:24AM View BBCode
Yes. I hold nothing against Stienbrenner. He takes advantage of an unfair system. It's the system I hate--not him. Angelos is just a cheesehead, pure and simple.
ME
March 09, 2004 at 05:49PM View BBCode
There is no way that Angelos is a worse owner than Major League Baseball. I wouldn't put him 28th either, but maybe someone caould argue that he goes there.
happy
second to last: Loria
third to last: Tigers Owner
fourth to last: Brewers Owner
fifth to last: Angelos
March 09, 2004 at 08:15PM View BBCode
last: MLBsecond to last: Loria
third to last: Tigers Owner
fourth to last: Brewers Owner
fifth to last: Angelos
happy
March 10, 2004 at 04:47PM View BBCode
I think Steinbrenner is more annoying, and Angelos is second.Pages: 1