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BKCUBS13

I swear I'm only 16

May 12, 2010 at 04:36PM View formatted

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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/hso/7001617.html

I thought this stuff only happened in the movies. I mean I don't blame the guy, we all have fantasized about it. It is a victimless crime.

I'm waiting for Disney to pick up the rights to it's story. Coming 2012, The movie "Do Over".
shep1582

May 12, 2010 at 06:12PM View BBCode

Haitian? Really? a homeless 16 YO from Haiti, and they believe him...

Doesn't sound like due diligence to me.
BKCUBS13

May 12, 2010 at 06:43PM View BBCode

Ignorance is Bliss. If your going to do this, why do it a high profiled school such as Permian in a state that is relatively close to Florida. I would have hitch hiked to Montana or North Dakota or some other worthless state and played there.
BKCUBS13

May 12, 2010 at 06:45PM View BBCode

I wonder if he hooked up with some hot Texas HS tang.

When asked "Was it worth it"

He replied "totally".
shep1582

May 12, 2010 at 07:10PM View BBCode

to which the sheriff said, "5 years in the joint for statutory rape says differently."
BKCUBS13

May 12, 2010 at 07:16PM View BBCode

To which he replied, "Hey, Prison will be like a hotel compared to living in Haiti".

Ooo, to soon?
FuriousGiorge

May 12, 2010 at 07:26PM View BBCode

No, that's totally hilarious. Haha, sucks to be you Haiti, with your stupid grinding poverty!
tm4559

May 12, 2010 at 07:33PM View BBCode

they eat dirt!
shep1582

May 12, 2010 at 08:24PM View BBCode

only if a group of baptists kidnap you is there any hope down there.

abject poverty jokes are always funny...
shep1582

May 12, 2010 at 08:24PM View BBCode

it's why haitians don't play hockey.
BKCUBS13

May 12, 2010 at 10:37PM View BBCode

Haitians do not play Hockey NOT b/c they live in Haiti, but b/c they have African decent. C'mon Shep, Do I got explain it again?
albiez

May 13, 2010 at 12:02AM View BBCode

(I would post gifs that were metaphors of your posts, but I think that tub girl would get me banned. but let's be as clear as possible that you are tub girl)
BKCUBS13

May 13, 2010 at 12:07AM View BBCode

Originally posted by albiez
(I would post gifs that were metaphors of your posts, but I think that tub girl would get me banned. but let's be as clear as possible that you are tub girl)


I just threw up a little. Dam you google.
dirtdevil

May 13, 2010 at 01:21AM View BBCode

never google it. it's just not worth it.
dirtdevil

May 13, 2010 at 01:22AM View BBCode

Originally posted by BKCUBS13
Haitians do not play Hockey NOT b/c they live in Haiti, but b/c they have African decent. C'mon Shep, Do I got explain it again?

you don't think their complete lack of an arena might play a role?
BKCUBS13

May 13, 2010 at 05:04AM View BBCode

Originally posted by dirtdevil
Originally posted by BKCUBS13
Haitians do not play Hockey NOT b/c they live in Haiti, but b/c they have African decent. C'mon Shep, Do I got explain it again?

you don't think their complete lack of an arena might play a role?


Even if there country was an ice rink they still wouldn't play hockey.
Pierzynski

May 13, 2010 at 05:05AM View BBCode

Maybe tub girl should be renamed fountain girl
shep1582

May 13, 2010 at 03:53PM View BBCode

I'll play moralistic sanctimonious holier than thou straight man, and say this is beneath even you, cubby.
cowboymatt43

May 16, 2010 at 08:45AM View BBCode

As someone who went to and played for one of Permian's rivals, let me just say that this is no surprise. Those punks have cheated for as far back as my dad can remember!
BKCUBS13

June 08, 2010 at 03:36AM View BBCode

Originally posted by BKCUBS13
I wonder if he hooked up with some hot Texas HS tang.

When asked "Was it worth it"

He replied "totally".


http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/highschool/news/story?id=5262215

[Edited on 6-8-2010 by BKCUBS13]
happy

June 08, 2010 at 03:44PM View BBCode

Id say the 16 year old is a skank, and coming out is just saying "im a censored , but if I come out about this, Id get to screw someone, which I like to do, cuz im a censored ."
FuriousGiorge

June 08, 2010 at 03:58PM View BBCode

Underage girls are all slutbags who were totally asking for it, amirite, fellas?
BKCUBS13

June 08, 2010 at 04:38PM View BBCode

16 is the the new 18. In the spirit of SD, if there's grass play ball.

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