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BKCUBS13

They start them young in Philly

June 08, 2010 at 06:16PM View BBCode

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1284906/Young-child-spotted-drinking-beer-U-S-baseball-game.html?ITO=1490
FuriousGiorge

June 08, 2010 at 06:20PM View BBCode

Let's put the kindest possible face on this story and say that his parents flushed it out and filled it with water, because bottled water is fucking expensive. Maybe he has the world's most negligent parents but I'm predicting that this ends up being the answer.
tm4559

June 08, 2010 at 06:39PM View BBCode

probably.

(when they thirsty, you can't leave it around them though. they pick it up and drink it, for reals.)
FuriousGiorge

June 08, 2010 at 06:44PM View BBCode

How many kids do you know would pick up a beer, an actual beer, and drink it for real? Of course they'd give it a swig, and then they'd make that yucky face and spit it out. It is possible that this kid is a hardcore alcoholic already, in which case all bets are off.
BKCUBS13

June 08, 2010 at 06:52PM View formatted

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My favorite part is how he's holding the bottle. None of that two handed baby censored . He went straight for the neck and drank it like a pro. Which makes me feel like this isn't his first bottle, beer that is.
tm4559

June 08, 2010 at 07:09PM View BBCode

Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
How many kids do you know would pick up a beer, an actual beer, and drink it for real? Of course they'd give it a swig, and then they'd make that yucky face and spit it out. It is possible that this kid is a hardcore alcoholic already, in which case all bets are off.


you ever see that rice cereal they sell? it looks like shredded styrofoam, and tastes worse. you can put that together with that enfamil stuff, which tastes like milk that went bad a month ago. they lap that up like candy.

(they don't spit the beer out. they take it right on down. they love it. i still do not believe the kid in the video is drinking beer, of course.)

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