MassCarnage
Extreme Pitcher - Storm Chaser
February 09, 2014 at 02:00PM View BBCode
Clem Madison was traded from Toronto to New York yesterday. New York agreed to accept the deal after Toronto promised Madison would be available to pitch against the Cincinnati Storm that evening.
Unfortunately for Clem, TSA/Customs at JFK were not amused when his bourbon soaked passport self ignited due to static.
Fortunately for Clem, the stop, drop and roll technique he was taught in pre-school effectively snuffed out the flames in time.
He did make it to the stadium via police escort, making it out to the bullpen in the seventh inning. Clem promptly pitched 2.1 scoreless 1H, 3K innings and picked up the win after NY got a walk-off run in the 10th. He also hit a single and scored a run to help tie the game in the 9th.
Welcome to NY Clem, enjoy your undefeated record and perfect ERA/batting average as a 1969er.
*Clem also holds the FRL single season record for most losses (32) in a season.
http://www.simdynasty.com/boxscore.jsp?cityid=13&boxscoreid=26799061
[Edited on 2-9-2014 by MassCarnage]
Corked
February 09, 2014 at 03:57PM View BBCode
"I met a gin soaked bar room Clem in Memphis...". or something like that.
phishingtrip
February 11, 2014 at 12:09AM View formatted
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1 - 32? That must have been a very very long season for Clem.. No surprise he latched on to the Bourbon? Toronto can be a cold and desolate place? Specially when you can't win your way out of there? Insert your favourite Raptor joke here?. Why do you still have a team?
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