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whiskybear

Ignite Haiku!

July 27, 2004 at 01:04AM View BBCode

Of course, the tale of a true legend can only be told through volumes of poetry. With that in mind, I give you the first Ignite haiku:

Ignite is from the
Denmark, which makes him Danish.
Where is the cream cheese?
sycophantman

July 27, 2004 at 01:31AM View BBCode

He gives us laughter,
The words, so like mother's milk.
I suckle with glee...
whiskybear

July 27, 2004 at 03:45AM View BBCode

His mind is luscious,
Like first fruit plucked from the tree,
Glazed with rainwater.
happy

July 27, 2004 at 07:15AM View BBCode

He Is Couldnt For
What Isnt For My Job For?
(Youll Dont Understand)
Ignite

July 27, 2004 at 05:37PM View BBCode

You All Should Shut Up,
Im Considering Too,
Plant A Metal Clad Foot,
Up In You Ass.
whiskybear

July 27, 2004 at 09:03PM View BBCode

Ignite will kill us
Because of the poetry.
Art is triumphant!
Ignite

July 28, 2004 at 05:49PM View BBCode

Sure It Is,
But Im Getting,
Pretty Much ****** Up,
By This Damn ****.
hobos

July 28, 2004 at 06:19PM View BBCode

[poem]Ignite does not know
what a haiku is because
he uses four lines[/poem]
Ignite

July 28, 2004 at 06:22PM View BBCode

Haiku Doenst Need,
Damned Three Lines,
But Who Cares,
Anyway Shut Up,
My Head Hurts,
And Im Continue,
This Forever,
And Ever,
And Stopped.
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 02:50AM View BBCode

Such watery words,
Flowing like rivers of blood,
From Smilie's bullets.
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 06:51AM View BBCode

POST 666!

Ich bin der Teufel!
Ich muss nach Denmark gehen!
Ignite commands it!
Duff77

July 29, 2004 at 09:01AM View BBCode

Pat Borders is gay
With moustache or finger lick
All so very sad
sycophantman

July 29, 2004 at 01:58PM View BBCode

I question the merit
of this thread's continuing.
Ignite playa-hatin'
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 02:15PM View BBCode

Pat Borders has got
Nothin' but love for Ignite.
Now lick his fingers!
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 02:19PM View formatted

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Duff hates Pat Borders.
Homophobia erupts
From his "gay" moustache.
Ignite

July 29, 2004 at 05:37PM View BBCode

Both Pat And Duff,
Are Very Gay,
But Atleast Theyre Not Me.
Duff77

July 30, 2004 at 02:16AM View BBCode

I actually have nothing against Pat Borders. It's just funny to slam him.
happy

July 30, 2004 at 02:38AM View BBCode

pat borders
Is waiver wire trash
and really old
and gay.
duff is right.
sycophantman

July 30, 2004 at 02:07PM View BBCode

Fine haiku there, happy..

happy confusion
knowing not how to count out
proper syllables...

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