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sycophantman
but FUNNIEST!?
Best Onion headline
January 07, 2004 at 10:45PM View BBCode
All good, all funny...but FUNNIEST!?
happy
January 07, 2004 at 10:47PM View BBCode
i actually dont think they are all that good. Christ Re enters NBA is good, but mcdonalds employee just in it for the money is the best one.
sycophantman
I think it's hilarious!
Maybe I should have put this one
'Video Game Character Wonders Why Heartless God Always Chooses Continue...':lol:
January 07, 2004 at 10:51PM View BBCode
You don't think it's funny?I think it's hilarious!
Maybe I should have put this one
'Video Game Character Wonders Why Heartless God Always Chooses Continue...':lol:
happy
January 07, 2004 at 10:52PM View BBCode
I didnt like the 5th the 8th or the 9th one. Opera fans wait for insturctions or whatever is funny too.
sycophantman
I love it though...
January 07, 2004 at 11:12PM View BBCode
It's kind of dark, so it's not for everyone...I love it though...
Smocko
I foun a headline from 1996 - "Bob Dole Demands Preemptive Recount"
Link idnt work. . .
They were doing recount jokes 4 years before Bush-Gore! :lol:
[Edited on 1-8-2004 by Smocko]
January 08, 2004 at 12:10AM View BBCode
"ACLU defends Nazi's Right to Burn Down ALCU Heaquarters"I foun a headline from 1996 - "Bob Dole Demands Preemptive Recount"
Link idnt work. . .
They were doing recount jokes 4 years before Bush-Gore! :lol:
[Edited on 1-8-2004 by Smocko]
Duff77
January 08, 2004 at 02:19AM View formatted
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I don't think even the ACLU would consider burning down buildings to be constitutionally protected free speech, but it's still funny. :)
sycophantman
January 08, 2004 at 03:59AM View BBCode
I love the Onion, nothing makes me laugh as consistently...
happy
January 08, 2004 at 07:54PM View BBCode
pearl before swine is my most consistant form of comedy
sycophantman
January 08, 2004 at 07:59PM View BBCode
That's a good comic strip, but I like get fuzzy better...
happy
January 08, 2004 at 08:35PM View BBCode
get fuzzy isnt ALWAYS funny, but it is funny a lot. like non sequitor. almost always funny. also recently pearl before swine had a sycophant in it. they used the word sycophant.
sycophantman
Don't know what other comic strips you get over there, not that there are too many good ones these days anyway.
Calvin and Hobbes is my all time favorite, and I love that it ended while still good, instead of getting all beetle bailey crappy...
January 09, 2004 at 04:03AM View BBCode
I think I must have overlooked that one...Don't know what other comic strips you get over there, not that there are too many good ones these days anyway.
Calvin and Hobbes is my all time favorite, and I love that it ended while still good, instead of getting all beetle bailey crappy...
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