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albiez

May 10, 2010 at 09:33PM View BBCode

I met Terry Bradshaw once, and he struck me as a moronic jackass and an egomaniac. Just like you see on T.V.

(I have no idea what these personal problems are, hopefully he gets over them, and thus gets over being such an egotistical jackass)
shep1582

May 10, 2010 at 09:48PM View BBCode

this does not surprise me, Albiez.
vurbil

May 11, 2010 at 05:14PM View BBCode

Pepperoni pizza.
shep1582

May 11, 2010 at 06:11PM View BBCode

Hakeem "the Dream" Olajuwon.
BKCUBS13

May 11, 2010 at 06:59PM View BBCode

College... I would give up my left hand to do all 4 years again.
Lou.

May 11, 2010 at 07:51PM View BBCode

I thought I encompassed the black people mentioned specifically by my universal praise of the race all others strive to be like by stealing their pop culture swagger, and being the race that gave white people something to do for a few hundred years, to include founding America.

Anyway, my contribution today... the missionary position.
shep1582

May 11, 2010 at 08:32PM View BBCode

So, you're saying I can't say Moses Malone tomorrow?
vurbil

May 11, 2010 at 10:21PM View formatted

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[quote][i]Originally posted by Lou.[/i]
I thought I encompassed the black people mentioned specifically by my universal praise of the race all others strive to be like by stealing their pop culture swagger, and being the race that gave white people something to do for a few hundred years, to include founding America.

Anyway, my contribution today... the missionary position. [/quote]

Nothing like some good old fashioned racism!
FuriousGiorge

May 11, 2010 at 10:23PM View BBCode

Well, that's Hispanics for you.
(Eric)

May 11, 2010 at 10:29PM View BBCode

Wow, layered and everything. There you go.
vurbil

May 11, 2010 at 11:11PM View BBCode

Ice cold beer.
shep1582

May 12, 2010 at 02:58AM View BBCode

Originally posted by BKCUBS13
College... I would give up my left hand to do all 4 years again.



It was my understanding that your left hand was of no use to you anymore because of those 4 years...
BKCUBS13

May 12, 2010 at 03:24AM View BBCode

Originally posted by shep1582
Originally posted by BKCUBS13
College... I would give up my left hand to do all 4 years again.



It was my understanding that your left hand was of no use to you anymore because of those 4 years...


That would be my brain, my left hand is a survivor.
Lou.

May 12, 2010 at 04:12AM View BBCode

shep makes a funny, and caps completely misses.
shep1582

May 12, 2010 at 04:57AM View BBCode

Originally posted by Lou.
I thought I encompassed the black people mentioned specifically by my universal praise of the race all others strive to be like by stealing their pop culture swagger, and being the race that gave white people something to do for a few hundred years, to include founding America.

Anyway, my contribution today... the missionary position.




If I can't use specific Nigerians, you can't use nookie variations.
Lou.

May 12, 2010 at 05:17AM View BBCode

You have to beat me to the punch. That's not how Calvinball works.

See, I beat everyone to the punch by initially stating that black people in general are among the greatest things ever.

THEN, in classic "everyone wants a piece of the black culture" manner, everyone started picking and choosing specific black people. My gripe was that they were already mentioned.

Now... I mention my personal favourite among manners of sexual congress, which AGAIN preceded your request to have a rule change.

I can't help that I'm constantly on the cutting edge of awesome.

Missionary it is.
Lou.

May 12, 2010 at 05:18AM View BBCode

(Point is, I'm all for thinking that Hakeem Olajuwan is a badass that tosses trees in his spare time in defense of forest fires, but rules are rules.)
shep1582

May 12, 2010 at 06:55AM View BBCode

However, there are no umbrella clauses in rounds 1-10, so Hakeem stands. You must wait for round 11 before specifics can be hindered. Hence the inclusion of the nookie variation.
vurbil

May 12, 2010 at 10:08PM View BBCode

Attending baseball games.
folifan19

May 13, 2010 at 03:23PM View BBCode

Lou.
shep1582

May 13, 2010 at 03:40PM View BBCode

Calvin and Hobbes
folifan19

May 13, 2010 at 05:13PM View BBCode

Good one shepy. I'm posting again today as I didn't yesterday.

jalapeno peppers
shep1582

May 14, 2010 at 11:19PM View BBCode

happy not posting in days.
folifan19

May 15, 2010 at 12:44PM View BBCode

You're on a roll shep.

Meatball sub with extra onion and banana peppers
shep1582

May 15, 2010 at 03:02PM View BBCode

Having a son old enough to drive 180 miles with two of his friends to help his old man move.

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