December 09, 2008 at 04:36PM View BBCode
Hypotheticals are fine. And they have been discussed at length in "real" baseball terms. The problem is when it becomes thread after thread after thread of the exact same debate/discussion.December 09, 2008 at 04:39PM View BBCode
Zombie Babe Ruth, on the other hand, continues to watch his skills deteriorate. Of course, we don't know much about the inner workings of postmortem flesh, so perhaps this is simply a natural dip that he will rebound from.December 09, 2008 at 04:41PM View BBCode
Paging Jamie Moyer. HA! See how I brought this carousel full-circle? See? See?December 09, 2008 at 04:42PM View BBCode
ZBR could never handle it high and tight. awesome pitcher though.December 09, 2008 at 04:45PM View BBCode
"So Jamie, how do you explain the fact that you've continued to be successful at a high level at an age when most players have long since left the game behind?"December 09, 2008 at 04:47PM View BBCode
Awesome. Do you really think Jamie Moyer will still be active in his 90s? (ZBR age)December 09, 2008 at 05:05PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
(Jamie Moyer pulls open Erin Andrews' skull, begins feasting on her brain.)
December 09, 2008 at 05:07PM View BBCode
The divine Erin Andrews is in line to ride my junk, Tim. In fact, she gets cuts in front of Sarah.December 09, 2008 at 05:10PM View BBCode
she is awesome, for reals. saying there were no brains was a point in her favor.December 09, 2008 at 05:58PM View BBCode
Originally posted by drunkengoat
Yeah, for the record, those that know me are well aware that I was enrolled in five years of college before joining the Marines. I had some time to squeeze some Wilde in there somewhere, as well as freakin write a paper on it. I still failed World Lit.
December 09, 2008 at 06:32PM View BBCode
That was my problem, yes. Note that I said "enrolled in" instead of "did", because the fact is outside of my joe job I didn't really do much of anything in those five years. You live, you learn, you go to the sandbox in uniform.December 09, 2008 at 06:42PM View BBCode
Geez,December 09, 2008 at 06:56PM View BBCode
Har. You have to understand that some of the people on this board have been here in excess of five years. There is a club mentality among them, and newcomers are regarded as a source of amusement, much like monkeys on tricycles:December 09, 2008 at 07:01PM View BBCode
(I want to give Happy a high-five right now so bad, but then I remember that I hate his guts, and I just get confused.)December 09, 2008 at 07:03PM View BBCode
What? Among slams against me I've personally witnessed, that was chump change.December 09, 2008 at 07:03PM View BBCode
My hand is extended forward for a high five. But will i pull it back if you go for it?December 09, 2008 at 07:05PM View BBCode
Why does this love I'm being doused with smell so much like gasoline? Hold on--I need a cigarette.December 09, 2008 at 07:05PM View BBCode
(He withdrew his hand at the last minute. I am amply shamed.)December 09, 2008 at 07:11PM View BBCode
Pulling your hand back from a high five, learned at age 3, fun for a lifetime. Its like farting with your hand.December 09, 2008 at 07:14PM View BBCode
Or just farting, generally, which my son is already a master at.