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FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 06:26PM View BBCode

Originally posted by Jughead
the one on the right is hot


No. Not one iota.
dirtdevil

May 06, 2009 at 06:32PM View BBCode

Originally posted by Jughead
the one on the right is hot

and by right, you mean left?
FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 06:35PM View BBCode

Maybe he means proper right. Like, right from their perspective. That would make a lot more sense.
Jughead

May 06, 2009 at 06:36PM View BBCode

I'm not saying the other one isn't hotter, but the one on the right, in jeans and a T-shirt, with her hair down like the one on the left is fine with me. The one on the left is drunk all the time because she is self-conscious about everyone ogling her. I don't want to deal with that.
FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 06:41PM View BBCode

You like them a little rough. I dig it.
tm4559

May 06, 2009 at 06:47PM View BBCode

it is my bit to like them with some dents and dings, and high mileage (which the one on our left is decidedly not, she is just awesome, in an awesome way). the one jug is digging on is just plain horrendous. fergie bad. lou would hit it, of course, and we love him for that, and anyone who will take on the terrorists can hit whatever they want. but representing the one on the right as fuckable (by a civilian) in a sober state is just plain wrong.
farfetched

May 06, 2009 at 06:53PM View BBCode

I'm glad you can see it from my lowered-standards-and-expectations perspective. Smiles.

Again, I reiterate. Rear mount! The face isn't visible in mirrorless rooms.
FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 06:54PM View BBCode

It's still visible in your mind though. I bet there's a name for when you're taking some chick from behind, and you throw up all over her because you're thinking about her face.
tm4559

May 06, 2009 at 06:55PM View BBCode

spewies need love too.
FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 06:57PM View BBCode

Hey, I'm not trying to stop them. I'm sure Jughead and his X-treme Butterface Syracuse girl will be very happy together, and they will make millions of hideous, hideous children.
tm4559

May 06, 2009 at 06:58PM View BBCode

put a burka on her, and she is grade A. that is probably why lou likes here anyway. they need to deploy him, and i mean, right this minute.
farfetched

May 06, 2009 at 07:08PM View BBCode

I almost thought that said "deport." Either way, GET SOME!

(We gotta fight the pirates, right? Or are we going to survive long enough to see ourselves BECOME the pirates? Oh, the horror!)
FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 07:10PM View BBCode

Oh snap, if you got to bust up some pirates that'd be awesome. Just remember - you want to use the cutlass, because defense is the most important thing. Also, don't bother taking goods, that censored just weighs down your hold and no one wants to buy it.
tm4559

May 06, 2009 at 07:13PM View BBCode

yeah, this whole war on terror thing just gave the pirates the chance to run freaking wild. obama can appoint W Secretary of the Navy, and we can start printing money to straighten that out down there. because him and chaney already won those other wars, they just forgot to pull the soldiers. ziggy is still there probably, taking a dump in somebody's house. for no reason.
farfetched

May 06, 2009 at 07:17PM View BBCode

MEUs don't fly. They float. (Well, the harrier pilots and the airwing attachment do, but they are stationed on these things.)



Round two with this goddamn thing kicks off a year from now. Sprints up and down the flight deck is not my idea of a good time, but PT is something fun little motivated marines like to do regardless of where they are, be it 2000 miles from any kind of dry land.

This thing at first glance looks more than capable of busting up some hornswagglers.
tm4559

May 06, 2009 at 07:23PM View BBCode

if that doesn't put the fear in 'em, they can drag out a battlewagon. show the flag, fire off some black powder. they'll come around.
farfetched

May 06, 2009 at 07:28PM View BBCode

I'm kinda curious if they'll let me do one of those deck shoots the marines did last year when they got bored. (Just go up topside, fire off the side of the ship with some rounds that were going to waste since we didn't get called into theater.)

I have custody of an M249. (Tom!)
tm4559

May 06, 2009 at 07:29PM View BBCode

you are one dangerous individual.
FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 07:32PM View BBCode

Originally posted by farfetched
I'm kinda curious if they'll let me do one of those deck shoots the marines did last year when they got bored. (Just go up topside, fire off the side of the ship with some rounds that were going to waste since we didn't get called into theater.)


That's what Widmore's goons do.
farfetched

May 06, 2009 at 07:32PM View BBCode

I'd hate to have to use it. I qualified as expert with M16A4 in February. So there's one person you won't have to worry about missing targets when I defend the world from the zombie apocalypse.
tm4559

May 06, 2009 at 07:40PM View BBCode

*whew*
whiskybear

May 06, 2009 at 09:33PM View BBCode

But seriously, the one on the right? You could use that nose as a fountain pen.
happy

May 06, 2009 at 10:13PM View BBCode

Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
I bet there's a name for when you're taking some chick from behind, and you throw up all over her because you're thinking about her face.


the imagination evacuation.
happy

May 06, 2009 at 10:14PM View BBCode

(and both girls are quite ugly.)
FuriousGiorge

May 06, 2009 at 10:16PM View BBCode

No, the one on the left is quite hot. Objectively hot. (FTW)

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