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Playa731

August 11, 2004 at 05:44AM View BBCode

that makes no sense
jvo1

August 11, 2004 at 05:44AM View BBCode

how far did you get?
whiskybear

August 11, 2004 at 05:45AM View BBCode

But I like it!! :puzzled:
jvo1

August 11, 2004 at 05:48AM View BBCode

is farfetched really NOAH?
whiskybear

August 11, 2004 at 05:50AM View BBCode

:lol:
farfetched

August 11, 2004 at 05:52AM View BBCode

No, I'm not Noah, but I have been mistaken for the following historical figures:

Jesus
Adolf Hitler
Erik Estrada
Elvis Presley
Buckwheat
Lou Diamond Phillips

Did I mention I hang around a lot of people who are on drugs?
jvo1

August 11, 2004 at 05:53AM View BBCode

I'm actually mistaken for the lead singer of Finch regularly, its weird
jvo1

August 11, 2004 at 05:54AM View BBCode

and let me tell you, i should be taking advantage of that waaay more than i am...like not telling the ladies i'm not until the next morning, haha
whiskybear

August 11, 2004 at 05:54AM View BBCode

My mom once said I looked like Matt Damon. :rolleyes:
jvo1

August 11, 2004 at 05:55AM View BBCode

how cute...er I mean
farfetched

August 11, 2004 at 05:57AM View BBCode

jvo, that little quip reminds me of something i thought up the other day. Probably the biggest buzzkill any kid could ever get from his parents when he gets 'the talk':

'Now don't get the wrong idea, son. We're glad to have had you, but... your mom and I... didn't get officially introduced until AFTER we knew you were on the way.'
jvo1

August 11, 2004 at 05:58AM View BBCode

haha, wow...
jvo1

August 11, 2004 at 05:59AM View BBCode

i was a honeymoon baby, so i'm the next best thing
hobos

August 11, 2004 at 04:46PM View BBCode

My french class said I look like Matt Damon, although I have no idea why.
Unclescam777

August 11, 2004 at 04:58PM View BBCode

Just because I tried to build the Titanic in the middle of the Sahara doesn't mean it couldn't've gone anywhere.


Wow, is that a double contraction I see? :lol: That's the best thing I've seen all day! Gotta love when we type like we talk.
youngallstar

August 12, 2004 at 01:39AM View BBCode

not futurama
whiskybear

August 12, 2004 at 02:30AM View BBCode

Guys, doesn't YoungAS last post count as late? Can I get some backup on this one? Is this guy with child, or what? ;)
Cubsfan13

August 12, 2004 at 02:33AM View BBCode

Yes, he is pregnant.
youngallstar

August 12, 2004 at 02:33AM View BBCode

I am pregnant!
whiskybear

August 12, 2004 at 02:34AM View BBCode

Thank you. Well YoungAS, we understand if you want some maternity leave...

By the way, if anyone lives in the PacNW, please tune into the M's game....Jay Buhner and Dave Niehaus are having the most random, boring dialogue
youngallstar

August 12, 2004 at 02:36AM View BBCode

I wonder why...:P

Its good to see the Mariners take a beating since they killed so many of my Ranger teams.
Cubsfan13

August 12, 2004 at 02:36AM View BBCode

.:lol::

[Edited on 8-12-2004 by Cubsfan13]
whiskybear

August 12, 2004 at 02:36AM View BBCode

Example:
(After talking to a fan who recently had a bachelor party)
Dave: What did you do on your bachelor party, Bone?
Jay: Well....we don't want to get into that.
Dave: (Laughing, then pauses, expecting an answer)
Awkward silence...
Jay: Well, I forgot, I guess.
Dave: I didn't have a bachelor party.
Jay: You didn't?
Dave: (Awkwardly) No. (Abruptly) Brad Radke with the 1-1 delivery.
hobos

August 12, 2004 at 02:37AM View BBCode

I doth believe someone has a little one on the way. By the end of this 'craze' most of the OTers will have had several children
hobos

August 12, 2004 at 02:37AM View BBCode

I'm pregnant now

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