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FuriousGiorge
(He has three kids already. He probably sleeps with a different woman on the road every night. The last thing this guy wants is an increased sperm count.)
May 08, 2009 at 03:37PM View BBCode
Like I said, it's very likely that Manny doesn't know how babies are made.(He has three kids already. He probably sleeps with a different woman on the road every night. The last thing this guy wants is an increased sperm count.)
tm4559
May 08, 2009 at 03:42PM View BBCode
to stimulate ovulation? manny needs to ovulate, you know. it isn't just about the home runs and doubles.
tm4559
May 08, 2009 at 03:52PM View BBCode
shrug. your opinion, which might even be a fact. but not true because you believe it, or say it.
FuriousGiorge
May 08, 2009 at 03:58PM View BBCode
(It's true. Of course it's true. Also, OJ? Murderer.)
tm4559
May 08, 2009 at 04:00PM View BBCode
some of those folks they hung up in the trees? might have been guilty.
tm4559
May 08, 2009 at 04:05PM View BBCode
it doesn't have any applicability to manny and his drug test, no. but it is quite relevant to what is true, and what you or i think is true. no?
tm4559
May 08, 2009 at 04:15PM View BBCode
did clarence thomas come out strong for innocent until proven guilty?
FuriousGiorge
Manny isn't innocent. Manny failed a drug test. So, first off, he's already been found guilty. But beyond that, if someone is found not guilty of doing something that doesn't mean that I, as a person with some amount of common sense, have to assume innocence given the facts I know. Manny's explanation here doesn't hold an ounce of water. If you want to give him the benefit of the doubt then that's your prerogative, but I'm under no obligation to do so.
May 08, 2009 at 04:20PM View BBCode
He claimed he was being lynched with the whole pubic hairs on Coke cans thing.Manny isn't innocent. Manny failed a drug test. So, first off, he's already been found guilty. But beyond that, if someone is found not guilty of doing something that doesn't mean that I, as a person with some amount of common sense, have to assume innocence given the facts I know. Manny's explanation here doesn't hold an ounce of water. If you want to give him the benefit of the doubt then that's your prerogative, but I'm under no obligation to do so.
tm4559
i can't figure out why he would take steroids in the first place, when there is testing. i guess he took it as a masking agent (i cannot figure out if it is supposed to be effective at that, i guess not, i guess it really the opposite, more of a marker for steroid use, which is what you guys are implying), or to recover (testicualar size or whatever) from the steroids, and maybe he just thought the test was bad at detecting steroids (bryan seems to imply this is true, that the testing isn't very good at detecting them, but is good at detecting stuff like this hgc) and didn't realize this particualr chemical was on the banned list.
in conclusion, the dodgers saved a bunch of money, like $7 Million or something.
May 08, 2009 at 04:30PM View BBCode
i think his explanation, such as it is, is rather bewildering.i can't figure out why he would take steroids in the first place, when there is testing. i guess he took it as a masking agent (i cannot figure out if it is supposed to be effective at that, i guess not, i guess it really the opposite, more of a marker for steroid use, which is what you guys are implying), or to recover (testicualar size or whatever) from the steroids, and maybe he just thought the test was bad at detecting steroids (bryan seems to imply this is true, that the testing isn't very good at detecting them, but is good at detecting stuff like this hgc) and didn't realize this particualr chemical was on the banned list.
in conclusion, the dodgers saved a bunch of money, like $7 Million or something.
DougB
maybe a better comparison is you walk into your mom's room and I quickly pull up my pants and run out the door while your mom is laying naked on the bed. you haven't technically witnessed me in your mom's business. but you damn sure can connect the dots and my explanation the next day that I was installing cable at your house and realized I was late for an appointment and I never saw your mom laying there would sound stupid at best. I would probably 2 years later reply that my explanation was mostly true as ?installing cable? was just my word for screwing your mom.
May 08, 2009 at 04:31PM View BBCode
Originally posted by tm4559
it doesn't have any applicability to manny and his drug test, no. but it is quite relevant to what is true, and what you or i think is true. no?
maybe a better comparison is you walk into your mom's room and I quickly pull up my pants and run out the door while your mom is laying naked on the bed. you haven't technically witnessed me in your mom's business. but you damn sure can connect the dots and my explanation the next day that I was installing cable at your house and realized I was late for an appointment and I never saw your mom laying there would sound stupid at best. I would probably 2 years later reply that my explanation was mostly true as ?installing cable? was just my word for screwing your mom.
FuriousGiorge
May 08, 2009 at 04:37PM View BBCode
We would also have accepted "laying pipe", but that would have required a different story and a change of uniform.
tm4559
May 08, 2009 at 04:37PM View BBCode
i'm impressed by your command of the language. the stuff about my mom's business is rather poetic.
tm4559
my mom would have have to have been sleeping in an open ditch for this one to make sense. and that makes about as much sense as manny taking fertility drugs.
May 08, 2009 at 04:39PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
We would also have accepted "laying pipe", but that would have required a different story and a change of uniform.
my mom would have have to have been sleeping in an open ditch for this one to make sense. and that makes about as much sense as manny taking fertility drugs.
FuriousGiorge
((Now all we need is a bit about the pizza delivery guy and we'll have achieved the porno trifecta.))
May 08, 2009 at 04:41PM View BBCode
(Don't ordinary plumbers sometimes refer to what they're doing as "laying pipe"? I mean, if you're replacing a pipe, technically you're laying pipe.)((Now all we need is a bit about the pizza delivery guy and we'll have achieved the porno trifecta.))
khazim
"Watering the flowers" would have also been acceptable, but he woudl have had to either been named Manuel or Akihito.
May 08, 2009 at 04:43PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
(Don't ordinary plumbers sometimes refer to what they're doing as "laying pipe"? I mean, if you're replacing a pipe, technically you're laying pipe.)
((Now all we need is a bit about the pizza delivery guy and we'll have achieved the porno trifecta.))
"Watering the flowers" would have also been acceptable, but he woudl have had to either been named Manuel or Akihito.
FuriousGiorge
May 08, 2009 at 04:46PM View BBCode
That's why only cable guys, plumbers and pizza delivery boys count. Gardeners and pool boys are just too exotic.
tm4559
"laying pipe" is usually reserved for new construction, in residential or commercial applications, storm drain normally, then sewer lines or water lines (but they usually call that "laying water line"). plumbers "install plumbing." they get paid big. the cretins who "lay pipe" work for coolie wages, thus the earthy connection to sexual intercourse.
"checking the pipes" stuff like that, is the plumbing term for having sex.
May 08, 2009 at 04:51PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
(Don't ordinary plumbers sometimes refer to what they're doing as "laying pipe"? I mean, if you're replacing a pipe, technically you're laying pipe.)
((Now all we need is a bit about the pizza delivery guy and we'll have achieved the porno trifecta.))
"laying pipe" is usually reserved for new construction, in residential or commercial applications, storm drain normally, then sewer lines or water lines (but they usually call that "laying water line"). plumbers "install plumbing." they get paid big. the cretins who "lay pipe" work for coolie wages, thus the earthy connection to sexual intercourse.
"checking the pipes" stuff like that, is the plumbing term for having sex.
FuriousGiorge
May 08, 2009 at 04:56PM View formatted
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Oh....kay. I'm going to go put my wang through a hole in a pizza box now if you don't mind.
drunkengoat
I guess the terminology that goes with... "installing cable" and "laying pipe" is... quite frankly... " censored the pizza."
May 08, 2009 at 05:15PM View BBCode
[url=http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html]Speaking of pizza sex[/url].I guess the terminology that goes with... "installing cable" and "laying pipe" is... quite frankly... " censored the pizza."