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tm4559
October 06, 2009 at 01:24PM View BBCode
you have to admit, ESPN has the format down. they can really hype a game. even i watched it.
sycophantman
October 06, 2009 at 01:45PM View BBCode
I watched it until halftime, then I realized it was almost bedtime and I was sleepy. If ESPN was really on their game I would have been so jacked by Favre that I would have been trembling like a meth addict. So, ESPN fail.
tm4559
October 06, 2009 at 01:49PM View BBCode
oh, you can get excited about anything. even poppers don't work for you anymore.
sycophantman
October 06, 2009 at 01:51PM View BBCode
I did let slip some man juices when they played the Monday Night Football theme song, but I think that is a rather common problem for anyone, really.
tm4559
October 06, 2009 at 01:52PM View BBCode
yes, i stopped going to bars for monday night football, the smell of the man juices was just too distracting.
happy
October 06, 2009 at 03:06PM View BBCode
what juices are the man juices? Is one of them apple juice? I hope its apple juice. Because I like apple juice, and I would be very sad to hear that it was a woman juice.
tm4559
October 06, 2009 at 06:06PM View BBCode
apple juice is most assuredly a man juice. it kills women.
whiskybear
October 06, 2009 at 06:28PM View formatted
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I don't know, since everything gets related back to the motherhumping [i]Bible[/i] these days, I'm going to have to rank it a woman juice. Tree of Whatever-The-F[i][/i]uck and all.
sycophantman
Now, cranberry juice? Damn, that's a mans drink, right there. I can easily see John Wayne drinking some of that just before breaking the glass and plunging the shard in some nearby indians eye.
October 06, 2009 at 06:36PM View BBCode
Apple juice is possibly the gayest juice there is, you drink that shit while judging the fashion choices of the Oscar nominees...Now, cranberry juice? Damn, that's a mans drink, right there. I can easily see John Wayne drinking some of that just before breaking the glass and plunging the shard in some nearby indians eye.
whiskybear
October 06, 2009 at 06:40PM View BBCode
I don't know, I would have to put pineapple juice as the full on "sex with men" juice, with pineapple-guava as the "sex with men at a highway rest area" juice.
whiskybear
October 06, 2009 at 06:41PM View BBCode
Grapefruit juice, on the other hand, is what you drink after wiping the BBQ sauce off on your jeans.
Cubsfan13
October 06, 2009 at 06:43PM View BBCode
Orange juice is, like....a South African track star, or something.
shep1582
the real man juice is, drum roll please... clamato!
if you can drink that crap, you're way too much man for the rest of us.
I won't even comment on that fighter who drinked his own piss...
October 06, 2009 at 06:43PM View BBCode
and you guys call ME weird.the real man juice is, drum roll please... clamato!
if you can drink that crap, you're way too much man for the rest of us.
I won't even comment on that fighter who drinked his own piss...
sycophantman
October 06, 2009 at 06:53PM View BBCode
Pomegranate juice? Pfft, just get the damn sex change already, Nancy.
Cubsfan13
(did anyone watch that fight? it could have been in the bible. that's how boring it was)
October 06, 2009 at 07:08PM View BBCode
Yea, I saw that too.(did anyone watch that fight? it could have been in the bible. that's how boring it was)
shep1582
see, right there, it shoulda been thought, not thinked.
I'm surrounded by incompetence...
October 06, 2009 at 07:11PM View BBCode
sheesh, you really thinked I didn't know it was "drank"?see, right there, it shoulda been thought, not thinked.
I'm surrounded by incompetence...
shep1582
Intellectual integrity people, c'mon.
October 06, 2009 at 07:14PM View BBCode
It's riotously funny that someone who has never read, nor studied the bible, comments about it.Intellectual integrity people, c'mon.
FuriousGiorge
October 06, 2009 at 07:19PM View BBCode
We're not talking about the bible in another thread (I'm not capitalizing that censored anymore. In fact, I'm going to start calling it a bible. It's not getting the definite article from me.)
Cubsfan13
October 06, 2009 at 07:23PM View BBCode
Fine, but then we have to start calling something else The Bible. "Breaks of the Game", maybe? I don't know.
FuriousGiorge
October 06, 2009 at 07:25PM View BBCode
No, there is no longer going to be a The Bible. There are just bibles. We've spent too much damn time talking about a bible in other threads. We are not talking about bibles in this thread too.
FuriousGiorge
October 06, 2009 at 07:26PM View BBCode
So it looks like Fatty McWingnut might be (co)purchasing the Rams. Obviously the universe doesn't think Rams fans have suffered enough.
Cubsfan13
October 06, 2009 at 07:32PM View BBCode
Pfft, they won two Super Bowls. They should be thankful Cheney and Glenn Beck aren't involved.