June 15, 2010 at 05:07PM View BBCode
(The North Koreans play a variant of the famous Dutch Total Football strategy, in which Kim Jong-Il is simultaneously midfielder, striker and central defender. Naturally first at any activity he deems worthy of his consideration, the Glorious Leader is widely expected to succeed at the World Cup with the same grace and style he shows daily in his calm, considered governance of the People's Republic.)June 15, 2010 at 05:13PM View BBCode
Have any of these insufferable games NOT ended in a tie???:yawn:June 15, 2010 at 05:17PM View BBCode
I forget how to post a picture, CRAP!June 15, 2010 at 05:26PM View BBCode
how the hell did new bleeping zealand manage a flipping draw??June 15, 2010 at 05:29PM View BBCode
Because they put together a nifty cross-and-header 93 minutes in, and because Slovakia kept kicking the ball back to New Zealand's end without pressing the issue as stoppage time neared.June 15, 2010 at 05:38PM View BBCode
The Kiwis are teh awesome.June 15, 2010 at 05:45PM View BBCode
they can't even find their aborigines. that is how far out there the place is.June 15, 2010 at 05:45PM View BBCode
Originally posted by Tyles
If Brazil win by a 3-goal margin or better, I believe they win the opportunity to slit Kim Jong-il's throat at midfield, but then I'm not exactly up on my international football rules.
June 15, 2010 at 06:01PM View BBCode
Oh, you erased your post about your pissed-off Communist friends.June 15, 2010 at 06:03PM View BBCode
Yeah. It felt too much like stating the obvious. Anyway, futbol.June 15, 2010 at 06:05PM View BBCode
(Actually, what I had wanted to do was post his exact words, in slightly imperfect English, but it felt sort of exploitative, and anyway my Slovak is fucking terrible so who am I to do that? So I went with the sort of pitiful option, then deleted it, and now I'm still typing, jesus.)June 15, 2010 at 06:09PM View formatted
June 15, 2010 at 06:09PM View BBCode
Yes. Slavic people think that sort of thing is funny.June 15, 2010 at 06:11PM View BBCode
after they got rid of those miserable czeks, they just went fucking wild, huh?June 15, 2010 at 06:13PM View BBCode
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