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FuriousGiorge

The Steelers are awesome!

June 26, 2006 at 06:18PM View BBCode

[url=http://ohiostatebuckeyes.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/holmes_santonio00.html]Santonio Holmes' major in college[/url]. Somehow, I've never noticed this. [url=http://theeverydayjoe.com/shouldnt-this-guy-be-in-the-nba-101.html]It's just too easy sometimes, you know?[/url]
sycophantman

June 26, 2006 at 09:19PM View BBCode

That is pretty damn awesome. I guess he opted out of the original choice of "Chocolate Appreciation" as a major...

[Edited on 6/26/2006 by sycophantman]
rkinslow19

June 27, 2006 at 12:51AM View BBCode

Haha...what is that, like an equivalent M.R.S. degree?
FuriousGiorge

June 27, 2006 at 12:56AM View BBCode

I'm not sure people are clearly grasping the hilariousness here....

Santonio Holmes majored in Family Resource Management. Santonio Holmes is 22 years old and has fathered 3 children with, I'm not sure, 2 or 3 women. All three out of wedlock. Family Resource Management. Get it? IT'S A JOKE THAT WRITES ITSELF!

Sigh.
sycophantman

June 27, 2006 at 12:58AM View BBCode

Don't get bitter with me just because Aaron Spelling wrote you out of the will, you little bitch...
FuriousGiorge

June 27, 2006 at 01:04AM View BBCode

That's alright. There are plenty more filthy-rich old Jews in Hollywood who are just about at death's door. One of them is bound to leave me something.
sycophantman

June 27, 2006 at 01:05AM View BBCode

Surely Ariel Sharon has a nice little nest egg awaiting you...?
lvnwrth

June 27, 2006 at 01:08AM View BBCode

I'd wonder if Ohio State's course catalog is online. It might be interesting to know what's in the required curriculum for a degree in Family Resource Management. Family Planning is clearly NOT one of the classes.
John61983

June 27, 2006 at 06:14AM View BBCode

thats hilarious... [url=http://www.hec.ohio-state.edu/cs/programs/frm/ffm.php]Here's the required coursework and general themes for the [censored] joke major[/url]
folifan19

June 27, 2006 at 04:00PM View BBCode

Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
I'm not sure people are clearly grasping the hilariousness here....

Santonio Holmes majored in Family Resource Management. Santonio Holmes is 22 years old and has fathered 3 children with, I'm not sure, 2 or 3 women. All three out of wedlock. Family Resource Management. Get it? IT'S A JOKE THAT WRITES ITSELF!

Sigh.





And to pile on a little more, He "allegedly" has a history of domestic violence. His girlfriend called 911 on him here in Columbus a couple of weeks ago saying he was giving her the business. I haven't tried to keep up with this, but last I heard, she decided not to pursue the issue.
max_fischer

June 27, 2006 at 06:43PM View BBCode

Originally posted by John61983
thats hilarious... [url=http://www.hec.ohio-state.edu/cs/programs/frm/ffm.php]Here's the required coursework and general themes for the [censored] joke major[/url]


You typed the word "censored" and bracketed it?! I've never seen anybody do that before.
eagle2010class

July 23, 2006 at 02:47AM View BBCode

ive lived in cleveland my entire life but pittsburgh has always been my favorite team. It will be hilarious when they come to cleveland and shut them down again:lol:
KCLV

July 23, 2006 at 05:26AM View BBCode

Well, we all know what Pitt does when a team is better . . . go for the knee Kimo, go for the knee!
TimSchere

July 23, 2006 at 03:36PM View BBCode

It sounds funnier than it is. It's a financial planning degree. They have a graduate department, too.

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