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ironhorse20

Greatest hitter ever

August 01, 2006 at 08:18PM View BBCode

[color=Black][/color]I guess for my first post back, i'll go for hitters, since ya'll got down pitchers already (i maintain that the big train is the greatest ever: 417 wins, 110 shutouts, come on). It doesn't matter if ur guy is or was a pure hitter or not. My choice is Pujols. Yea, he is only in his sixth season, and yea his RBI, AVG, HR and hits totals have a pattern or rising and droping, but he is very consistent and just keeps better and better. I'm sure some one will take me to task for this, so what. Pujols reminds me of Robinson (frank).
FuriousGiorge

August 01, 2006 at 08:19PM View BBCode

That's a terrible choice. Go outside and flog yourself.
whiskybear

August 01, 2006 at 08:26PM View BBCode

If you don't make eye-contact, maybe it will go away.
ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 08:32PM View BBCode

Originally posted by whiskybear
If you don't make eye-contact, maybe it will go away.
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Hmm maybe.
ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 08:37PM View BBCode

Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
That's a terrible choice. Go outside and flog yourself.
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I would, i really would, but it's like 102 out there. Anyway, defind yourself. Who is your choice? Better question, why is your choice better than mine? Pujols i think is the only hitter to have at least avg a .300 avg, 30 plus homers, 100 plus runs and rbis, 180 plus hits a year for the first five years of his career. No sophmore jinx here. A-rod can't say that, Ruth can't say that, Bonds wished he can say that.
Smocko

August 01, 2006 at 08:45PM View BBCode

But has Pujols ever....... stolen home? ? ?

FuriousGiorge

August 01, 2006 at 08:47PM View BBCode

Has he ever shot down CommieNazis?

ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 08:49PM View BBCode

No, but this is about hitting a ball. Pujols doesn't need to steal home (although he has added a running gm now, 16 sb's last year) to prove he is the greatest hitter. Nice try, really, but you got to come with somethin stronger buddy.
Smocko

August 01, 2006 at 08:50PM View BBCode

Or did he have... a surprizingly large nose?

ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 08:51PM View BBCode

Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
Has he ever shot down CommieNazis?

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Yup, when he was playing Call To Duty.
FuriousGiorge

August 01, 2006 at 08:51PM View BBCode

You're so smart.
Smocko

August 01, 2006 at 08:51PM View BBCode

I think we need more pictures.

ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 08:53PM View BBCode

Originally posted by Smocko
Or did he have... a surprizingly large nose?

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No, but he does have a surprisingly nice patch of a bald spot on the top of his head, he's only 26!!!
ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 08:54PM View BBCode

Originally posted by Smocko
I think we need more pictures.

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i agree.
Smocko

August 01, 2006 at 08:55PM View BBCode

Shown here: Marilyn laughing at ironhorse.

FuriousGiorge

August 01, 2006 at 08:58PM View BBCode

I can't do anything as sexy as that. But I can come close:

Smocko

August 01, 2006 at 09:01PM View BBCode

whiskybear

August 01, 2006 at 09:02PM View BBCode

Ooh, I want to play!

You guys took all the good ones, but I'll give it a try:

Did he ever...have a ball, cocksucker?

FuriousGiorge

August 01, 2006 at 09:03PM View BBCode

Meh, Nixon was overrated as a hitter.
FuriousGiorge

August 01, 2006 at 09:04PM View BBCode

I bet he was never chased around the bases by two creepy-looking white dudes.

ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 09:07PM View BBCode

Originally posted by Smocko
Shown here: Marilyn laughing at ironhorse.

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Hey, that's better than rosie o'donnell. Monroe was a fine dame.
whiskybear

August 01, 2006 at 09:08PM View BBCode

He certainly never...has done nothing interesting or even remotely comical in his natural life.

Smocko

August 01, 2006 at 09:09PM View BBCode

Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
Meh, Nixon was overrated as a hitter.


George, however, was a classic punchless first baseman. Like Sean Casey or J.T. Snow.

Smocko

August 01, 2006 at 09:11PM View BBCode

Does Albert Pujols.... always look like he wants to die?




ironhorse20

August 01, 2006 at 09:11PM View BBCode

Originally posted by whiskybear
Ooh, I want to play!

You guys took all the good ones, but I'll give it a try:

Did he ever...have a ball, cocksucker?

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Hmm, seems as though someone wants to be funny heh?

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