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KaBongs storm the field
May 17, 2008 at 03:10AM View BBCode
To the tune of "Roll out the Barrel" after a stunning, come-from-behind victory over the Boston Natives. A keg magically
appeared at the steps of the dugout and the party was on.
It wasn't long before the KaBongs began sparking the playing surface. Several raucous weenie-wagglers in the upperdeck tried to piss on/off the 'bongs. In a turf-induced frenzy, the 'Bongs fired the stadium, causing the wagglers to beat a hasty retreat. There were no injuries but the arena is a total loss.
Reluctantly, access to Sticky Stadium, across town, has been granted to the 'Bongs. Terms of the agreement were not announced, but the team will henceforth be known as the
Fructose Fanatics. Anyone coming into contact with menbers of the team are asked to lead them by the hand to
Sticky Stadium as none have shown for practice and are assumed lost.
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