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I dont know if i can look at the game the same way... (i got this from footballoutsiders)
"Oh yeah, I've thrown up on the field. That happens a lot, yeah. Guys puke all the time. It's funny when the guy across from you starts puking, that's the best part. Oh my God, so funny. You've never seen a player who puked on the field? It's pretty funny. The guy's sitting there puking in front of you, and you KNOW you're just gonna kill him the next play. It's awesome."
-Redskins offensive lineman Casey Rabach, on the extent of hurling in the NFL.
"I'll bet you everybody's puked on the field at least once in this locker room, definitely."
-Rabach, formalizing his cookie tossing theorem.
"No chance, nope, never."
-Redskins punter Ryan Plackemeier, necessitating kickers be excluded from the theorem.
"Oh yeah, I threw up plenty of times on the field, in college and pros. I'm used to it, it's no big deal."
-Redskins offensive tackle Chris Samuels , on his propensity for the technicolor yawn.
"Thrown up? Yeah. Especially the ones over 300 pounds....You do it in the trash can. That's what guys do when they've got a little money, they do it in the trash can. You've got millionaires running around on the field, you don't want to throw up on their feet."
-Redskins offensive lineman Randy Thomas, on barf etiquette.
"Fabini, if he starts, he usually pukes at some point in the game. He's puked on the sidelines a couple times."
-Rabach, regarding fellow offensive lineman Jason Fabini's puke habits.
"Of course. I think I vomited on Casey's foot maybe once last year. Or my own."
-Fabini, on ralfing.
"He's got a gag reflex or something, more comical than anything."
-Rabach, regarding Fabini.
"Yeah, I do, but so does he. His is worse, I think. He doesn't throw up; it's like, 'Aggggh.'"
-Fabini, imitating Rabach's gagging noises.
"You hope so. And that you don't get any on you, yeah."
-Rabach, on whether it's an advantage when your adversary retches.
"I'm a vomit guy. I'm SUCH a vomit guy."
-Redskins linebacker and king of upchuck, London Fletcher.
"Two, three [times], if I'm lucky. Four, five if I'm not."
-Fletcher, on the fact that he reverse chugs on the sidelines just before games start, every week, more than once.
"By the time it's game day my stomach's just so queasy, so to speak, that I have to get out some things before the start of the game."
-Fletcher.
"That's probably why when he's in the huddle and he's calling plays he's always got spit hanging from his facemask. You want to be serious, you're in the middle of the game, but I be looking like, 'Man, get that spit off your face.' "
-Redskins defensive tackle Anthony Montgomery, on the chunderous visage of London Fletcher.
"Casey used to see me hurl all the time."
-Fletcher, on Rabach as witness to the regurgitation.
"People say they haven't puked. Everybody's puked at least once on the field, don't you think?"
-Rabach, to Fletcher, sharing the results of his research on out-of-stomach experiences.
"I would think so. That's just me. I puke every week, though."
-Fletcher, with the last word on heaving. (Washington Post)
Football player vomit...
November 01, 2008 at 03:53PM View BBCode
I mean, sure, i figured it'd happen sometimes, but i didnt expect it to be this prevalant.I dont know if i can look at the game the same way... (i got this from footballoutsiders)
"Oh yeah, I've thrown up on the field. That happens a lot, yeah. Guys puke all the time. It's funny when the guy across from you starts puking, that's the best part. Oh my God, so funny. You've never seen a player who puked on the field? It's pretty funny. The guy's sitting there puking in front of you, and you KNOW you're just gonna kill him the next play. It's awesome."
-Redskins offensive lineman Casey Rabach, on the extent of hurling in the NFL.
"I'll bet you everybody's puked on the field at least once in this locker room, definitely."
-Rabach, formalizing his cookie tossing theorem.
"No chance, nope, never."
-Redskins punter Ryan Plackemeier, necessitating kickers be excluded from the theorem.
"Oh yeah, I threw up plenty of times on the field, in college and pros. I'm used to it, it's no big deal."
-Redskins offensive tackle Chris Samuels , on his propensity for the technicolor yawn.
"Thrown up? Yeah. Especially the ones over 300 pounds....You do it in the trash can. That's what guys do when they've got a little money, they do it in the trash can. You've got millionaires running around on the field, you don't want to throw up on their feet."
-Redskins offensive lineman Randy Thomas, on barf etiquette.
"Fabini, if he starts, he usually pukes at some point in the game. He's puked on the sidelines a couple times."
-Rabach, regarding fellow offensive lineman Jason Fabini's puke habits.
"Of course. I think I vomited on Casey's foot maybe once last year. Or my own."
-Fabini, on ralfing.
"He's got a gag reflex or something, more comical than anything."
-Rabach, regarding Fabini.
"Yeah, I do, but so does he. His is worse, I think. He doesn't throw up; it's like, 'Aggggh.'"
-Fabini, imitating Rabach's gagging noises.
"You hope so. And that you don't get any on you, yeah."
-Rabach, on whether it's an advantage when your adversary retches.
"I'm a vomit guy. I'm SUCH a vomit guy."
-Redskins linebacker and king of upchuck, London Fletcher.
"Two, three [times], if I'm lucky. Four, five if I'm not."
-Fletcher, on the fact that he reverse chugs on the sidelines just before games start, every week, more than once.
"By the time it's game day my stomach's just so queasy, so to speak, that I have to get out some things before the start of the game."
-Fletcher.
"That's probably why when he's in the huddle and he's calling plays he's always got spit hanging from his facemask. You want to be serious, you're in the middle of the game, but I be looking like, 'Man, get that spit off your face.' "
-Redskins defensive tackle Anthony Montgomery, on the chunderous visage of London Fletcher.
"Casey used to see me hurl all the time."
-Fletcher, on Rabach as witness to the regurgitation.
"People say they haven't puked. Everybody's puked at least once on the field, don't you think?"
-Rabach, to Fletcher, sharing the results of his research on out-of-stomach experiences.
"I would think so. That's just me. I puke every week, though."
-Fletcher, with the last word on heaving. (Washington Post)
Duff77
November 02, 2008 at 06:24AM View BBCode
Your capacity to waste everyone's time is astonishing.
happy
November 02, 2008 at 11:03PM View BBCode
You posted a thread about Schilling getting mad at manny. I personally found this interesting. I doubt even you found that schilling/manny article interesting.Pages: 1