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January 30, 2004 at 07:16PM View BBCode
this is a halo thread. nothing you say here can be ridiculed (but you can't ridicule, insult, or otherwise make fun of other people). Nothing is too dumb! DARE TO BE STUPID!
ME
Game 1:
Aubrey Huff's solo HR in the bottom 6th is the only run in a 1-0 Devil Ray win over the Indians. Sabathia takes the loss and Curt Schilling (acquired from Boston mid season) takes the win. Both pitchers pithc complete games. Rocco Baldelli's gundown of Milton Bradley trying to score from third on a sac fly in the bottom 8th prevents the Injuns from getting on the board.
Game 2:
Indians starter is the Japanese guy who was once in a gay porno video in Japan. The Rays go with Jeremi Gonzalez. The Indians starter is beaten up, giving up 6 runs (all earned) in 2.2 innings. The Indians are forced the unload their entire bullpen to finish the game, but the bullpen pitches very well. Rays starter Gonzalez is hit in the head with a line drive in the 7th with no outs and none on base and leaves the game with a concussion, ending his perfect game bid. With the Rays up 7-0, MLB comeback player of the year John Rocker enters the game, and takes out his rage of being hassled by the Indians' fans by beaning all minority players in the head. After the 2nd beaning, a bench clearing brawl ensues where Rocker is ejected, when walking off the field, he is attacked by drunken fans, but no one (not even his own team) decides to help him. Rocker is eventually able to get away into the locker room. The Indians offense then takes off against the Rays weak pen, scoring 9 runs before the inning is out. Coco Crisp's grand slam gets the fans "Cucou" for Coco Crisp. The Indians hold on for the 9-8 win.
Game 3:
After a series on rainouts in Tampa, the game proceeds with Schilling and Sabathia pitching. Rocker comes in a 0-0 game in the bottom 8th, beans a black player, is ejected, and will be suspended by MLB for the rest of the series. The players he beaned was Milton Bradley, who steals 2nd, is sacraficed over to 3rd, and scores on a wild pitch by Devil Rays' newly acquired closer Armando Benitez. The Indians win 1-0.
Game 4:
The Japanese Gay Porno Pitcher and Gonzalez again take the mound. It is a slugfest, neither team has any pitchers that can get outs. In the top 10th, Coco Crisp hits a bases clearing triple and scores on a bad throw to 3rd base. The Indians pen hold on giving up only 2 runs in the bottom 10th to win 16-15.
Game 5:
Oh where oh where have the Indians gone? Cleveland is two-hit by Victor Zambrano who never allows a runner to reach past second. Alex Rodriguez (acquired midseason from Texas), hitless for the Rays until this day, hits 3 HR as the Rays rape the Indians 12-0.
Game 6:
Back in Cleveland, the fans chant "Cucou" for Coco Crisp as he bats in the first. He gets a triple off Schilling, who is pitching off short rest. The Indians have gone with John Stephens, acquired in a minor league deal from Baltimore in spring training. His amazing 80MPH fastball confuses the Rays until Carl Crawford slams one over 450 feet in the 5th. Alex Rodriguez, Aubrey Huff, and Travis Lee follow up with homer of their own, resulting in back-to-back-to-back-to-back HRs for the Rays. After Coco Crisp's 3rd triple of the game ties it up in the bottom 8th, Milton Bradley's strikeout on a controversial call ends the Indians chance of taking the lead. Benitez explodes in the top 9th, giving up 2 walks and a hit by pitch to load the bases for Carl Crawford, who's single gives the Rays a 2 run lead. The Indians go down 1-2-3 in the 9th and the Rays win 9-7.
Game 7:
Lou Pinella is ejected after arguing a series of horrible strike callsin the first inning. A ball that hit the dirt was called a strike, and the umpire wouldn't back down. Neither would Pinella. The Rays are left without their manager for the rest of the game. Sabathia and Gonzalez are on the mound. The game swings back and forth until the Rays take a four run lead in the top 7th. In the top 9th with 2 outs and the bases loaded, Benitez gets the job done as he strikes out Alex Rodriguez, who was 4-4 with a BB previously in the game. With the Indians down 5 in the bottom 9th, Omar Vizquel starts the rally with a double. Coco Crisp hits a walk off 3-run HR with 1 out, but replay shows he never touched 2nd base. Pinella noticed this in the locker room, but few others do, the Indians fans are too overjoyed with a trip to the World Series to notice. Pinella comes out after the game and rips the umpiring crew, unleashing every profanity that ever existed, the result was "pure bull****", the umps "aren't fit to call f****** little league. But the play stands as does the Indians 10-9 win. Tampa Bay's loyal fans start a huge riot in Tampa to protest. Pinella permently retires from managing and goes to Japan saying, further insluting the umps.
January 30, 2004 at 07:45PM View BBCode
2004 ALCS WrapupGame 1:
Aubrey Huff's solo HR in the bottom 6th is the only run in a 1-0 Devil Ray win over the Indians. Sabathia takes the loss and Curt Schilling (acquired from Boston mid season) takes the win. Both pitchers pithc complete games. Rocco Baldelli's gundown of Milton Bradley trying to score from third on a sac fly in the bottom 8th prevents the Injuns from getting on the board.
Game 2:
Indians starter is the Japanese guy who was once in a gay porno video in Japan. The Rays go with Jeremi Gonzalez. The Indians starter is beaten up, giving up 6 runs (all earned) in 2.2 innings. The Indians are forced the unload their entire bullpen to finish the game, but the bullpen pitches very well. Rays starter Gonzalez is hit in the head with a line drive in the 7th with no outs and none on base and leaves the game with a concussion, ending his perfect game bid. With the Rays up 7-0, MLB comeback player of the year John Rocker enters the game, and takes out his rage of being hassled by the Indians' fans by beaning all minority players in the head. After the 2nd beaning, a bench clearing brawl ensues where Rocker is ejected, when walking off the field, he is attacked by drunken fans, but no one (not even his own team) decides to help him. Rocker is eventually able to get away into the locker room. The Indians offense then takes off against the Rays weak pen, scoring 9 runs before the inning is out. Coco Crisp's grand slam gets the fans "Cucou" for Coco Crisp. The Indians hold on for the 9-8 win.
Game 3:
After a series on rainouts in Tampa, the game proceeds with Schilling and Sabathia pitching. Rocker comes in a 0-0 game in the bottom 8th, beans a black player, is ejected, and will be suspended by MLB for the rest of the series. The players he beaned was Milton Bradley, who steals 2nd, is sacraficed over to 3rd, and scores on a wild pitch by Devil Rays' newly acquired closer Armando Benitez. The Indians win 1-0.
Game 4:
The Japanese Gay Porno Pitcher and Gonzalez again take the mound. It is a slugfest, neither team has any pitchers that can get outs. In the top 10th, Coco Crisp hits a bases clearing triple and scores on a bad throw to 3rd base. The Indians pen hold on giving up only 2 runs in the bottom 10th to win 16-15.
Game 5:
Oh where oh where have the Indians gone? Cleveland is two-hit by Victor Zambrano who never allows a runner to reach past second. Alex Rodriguez (acquired midseason from Texas), hitless for the Rays until this day, hits 3 HR as the Rays rape the Indians 12-0.
Game 6:
Back in Cleveland, the fans chant "Cucou" for Coco Crisp as he bats in the first. He gets a triple off Schilling, who is pitching off short rest. The Indians have gone with John Stephens, acquired in a minor league deal from Baltimore in spring training. His amazing 80MPH fastball confuses the Rays until Carl Crawford slams one over 450 feet in the 5th. Alex Rodriguez, Aubrey Huff, and Travis Lee follow up with homer of their own, resulting in back-to-back-to-back-to-back HRs for the Rays. After Coco Crisp's 3rd triple of the game ties it up in the bottom 8th, Milton Bradley's strikeout on a controversial call ends the Indians chance of taking the lead. Benitez explodes in the top 9th, giving up 2 walks and a hit by pitch to load the bases for Carl Crawford, who's single gives the Rays a 2 run lead. The Indians go down 1-2-3 in the 9th and the Rays win 9-7.
Game 7:
Lou Pinella is ejected after arguing a series of horrible strike callsin the first inning. A ball that hit the dirt was called a strike, and the umpire wouldn't back down. Neither would Pinella. The Rays are left without their manager for the rest of the game. Sabathia and Gonzalez are on the mound. The game swings back and forth until the Rays take a four run lead in the top 7th. In the top 9th with 2 outs and the bases loaded, Benitez gets the job done as he strikes out Alex Rodriguez, who was 4-4 with a BB previously in the game. With the Indians down 5 in the bottom 9th, Omar Vizquel starts the rally with a double. Coco Crisp hits a walk off 3-run HR with 1 out, but replay shows he never touched 2nd base. Pinella noticed this in the locker room, but few others do, the Indians fans are too overjoyed with a trip to the World Series to notice. Pinella comes out after the game and rips the umpiring crew, unleashing every profanity that ever existed, the result was "pure bull****", the umps "aren't fit to call f****** little league. But the play stands as does the Indians 10-9 win. Tampa Bay's loyal fans start a huge riot in Tampa to protest. Pinella permently retires from managing and goes to Japan saying, further insluting the umps.
skierdude44
January 30, 2004 at 07:53PM View BBCode
just one question. why the urge to make a thread to be stupid but not made fun of?
ME
i like doggies.
January 30, 2004 at 09:57PM View BBCode
supppose to be a thred wer u can say whatever and not be attacked. you can comment on stuff.i like doggies.
skierdude44
January 30, 2004 at 10:39PM View BBCode
i like dogs too. and the redsox will never win another world series, EVER.
happy
Oh, I hate the game Halo. something I am normally attacked for, but since i am in the halo thread...
we can attack things right? i mean skier already attacked the redsox, and now i am attacking games.
There is a girl in my school who is from boston, and she is going to a boston school, and she knows i hate the redsox, and basically everything about NE, so she said "Boston is awesome" and i said "yeah if you want to watch a crappy baseball team and freeze your ass off"
January 31, 2004 at 12:59AM View BBCode
i made a halo in the halo thread!Oh, I hate the game Halo. something I am normally attacked for, but since i am in the halo thread...
we can attack things right? i mean skier already attacked the redsox, and now i am attacking games.
There is a girl in my school who is from boston, and she is going to a boston school, and she knows i hate the redsox, and basically everything about NE, so she said "Boston is awesome" and i said "yeah if you want to watch a crappy baseball team and freeze your ass off"
hobos
Tino Martinez replaced Travis lee. Lee is going to Japan or some such place, you dumba$$
January 31, 2004 at 01:11AM View BBCode
the following comment is not located in the "halo thread" but rather the "hollywood sucks" thread. a devastating computer virus somehow wiped it off that thread and put it here.Tino Martinez replaced Travis lee. Lee is going to Japan or some such place, you dumba$$
happy
January 31, 2004 at 01:26AM View BBCode
hmmm... who said that? hollywood? was it to me? wow, i dont remember that...
ME
January 31, 2004 at 02:46AM View BBCode
oh yeah, well he resigned in spring training when tino martinez went down with a career ending injury.
hobos
lkt-if you add vowels, it says 'like it'
nbz-looks like noobz
s-it's an s
;o-an emoticon of a guy winking and yawning at the same time
eta-this stands for something, dunno what it is though
wnu-looks like 'win you'
o-yes
etas-eta again with an s on the end
in summary, it means...'home sweet home'
January 31, 2004 at 03:33AM View BBCode
zxer-the password that some guy uses for his emaillkt-if you add vowels, it says 'like it'
nbz-looks like noobz
s-it's an s
;o-an emoticon of a guy winking and yawning at the same time
eta-this stands for something, dunno what it is though
wnu-looks like 'win you'
o-yes
etas-eta again with an s on the end
in summary, it means...'home sweet home'
andrew
but you can't ridicule me. Or should I say ME.
:D:lol:
January 31, 2004 at 03:47AM View BBCode
I think I will use a avatar that skewes the whole page and a sig that is longer then 90% of my post...but you can't ridicule me. Or should I say ME.
:D:lol:
ME
and home sweet home was exactly what i was trying to say.
up
what dous that mean?
January 31, 2004 at 05:05AM View BBCode
YOUPPI RULES. im sure most people enjoy seeing a big picture of Youppi.and home sweet home was exactly what i was trying to say.
up
what dous that mean?
sycophantman
January 31, 2004 at 11:12AM View BBCode
He stared at her in the silence of the night, their eyes locked for a moment, then quickly looked away. He demurred "Surely you cannot..." but she took her stand, and indeed, she shook it like a polaroid picture, and yea!, it WAS good...
sycophantman
UMMMMMMMM!
January 31, 2004 at 11:13AM View BBCode
I love the smell of candle flames right after they have been blown out, and coffee gorunds...UMMMMMMMM!
sycophantman
ROUNDS
ROUND
FOUND
FOND
FIND
FIN
IN
I
:puzzled:
January 31, 2004 at 11:15AM View BBCode
GROUNDSROUNDS
ROUND
FOUND
FOND
FIND
FIN
IN
I
:puzzled:
Duff77
January 31, 2004 at 12:17PM View BBCode
Question: Does anything happen if you drop the soap in a women's penitentiary?
happy
oh, ETA obviously is the Environmental Terrorist Agency.
GORILLAZ RULE!
January 31, 2004 at 04:50PM View BBCode
there is soap?oh, ETA obviously is the Environmental Terrorist Agency.
GORILLAZ RULE!