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Youppi!, The Expos Mascot, Is Not The Only One Of His Species. The Youppis, Which May Explain The Rumors Of The Yeti Or Abominable Snowman, Emerged From The Great North To Seize Control Of Much Of The Frozen Northern Regions Of The World. In Canada The Emisko Home Natoin Has Completely Fallen. The Youppis Conquered All Of Baffin Island And It Currently Appears To Be The Forward Base Of Operation In Canada. The Canadian Army Has Taken Heavy Losses Where It Has Fought And Suffered Severe Damage To Its Supply Lines Due To Raids By Youppi Commandos. Youppi!, The Expos Mascot, Was In Puerto Rico At The Time To Avoid Being Detained In Montreal, Where He Had Been Working As A Spy. Panic Has Taken Over In Much Of Canada, Here In Quebec One Man Said He Would "Fight The Evil Bastards With His Bare Hands", While Another Said He Would "Flee To America Because A Country That Can Be Overrun By Giant Furry Orange Creatues Doesn't Deserve To Exist." Canada's Populace Has Been Powerless To Stop The Youppis, In Large Part Due To Canada's Banning Of Guns In The 1990s.
In Norway, The Situation Seems To Be Under Control. Norweigen And Swedish Forces Responded Quickly And Inflicted Heavy Casualties. The Youppis Were Stopped At Finnmark Where The Valiant Norweigens Held Out Despite Being Vastly Outnumbered for 2 Days. The Recent Counteroffensive Has Driven The Youppis Back To A Few Minor Ports And Isolated Pockets Of Resistance.
In Siberia, The Youppis Have Overrun Much Of The Desolate Landscape And The Citizens Of Russia Have Fled Their Homes. "The Russian State Is In Horrible Economic Shape And Cannot Afford A Long Drawn Out War Over Land That Is Basically Worthless" Said President Putin "We Are Trying To Stop Them, But If We Can't, We Are Not Opposed To A Peaceful Solution That Would Setup A Youppi Homeland In Siberia". It Is Rumored That The Youppis Are Receiving Support From The Mafia, For Reasons That Cannot Be Determined.
[Edited on 6-29-2004 by ME]
Youppis Take Northwest Territories, Launch Offensives In Siberia, Lapland, Greenland
June 29, 2004 at 01:28AM View BBCode
QUEBEC: 28 June 2004.Youppi!, The Expos Mascot, Is Not The Only One Of His Species. The Youppis, Which May Explain The Rumors Of The Yeti Or Abominable Snowman, Emerged From The Great North To Seize Control Of Much Of The Frozen Northern Regions Of The World. In Canada The Emisko Home Natoin Has Completely Fallen. The Youppis Conquered All Of Baffin Island And It Currently Appears To Be The Forward Base Of Operation In Canada. The Canadian Army Has Taken Heavy Losses Where It Has Fought And Suffered Severe Damage To Its Supply Lines Due To Raids By Youppi Commandos. Youppi!, The Expos Mascot, Was In Puerto Rico At The Time To Avoid Being Detained In Montreal, Where He Had Been Working As A Spy. Panic Has Taken Over In Much Of Canada, Here In Quebec One Man Said He Would "Fight The Evil Bastards With His Bare Hands", While Another Said He Would "Flee To America Because A Country That Can Be Overrun By Giant Furry Orange Creatues Doesn't Deserve To Exist." Canada's Populace Has Been Powerless To Stop The Youppis, In Large Part Due To Canada's Banning Of Guns In The 1990s.
In Norway, The Situation Seems To Be Under Control. Norweigen And Swedish Forces Responded Quickly And Inflicted Heavy Casualties. The Youppis Were Stopped At Finnmark Where The Valiant Norweigens Held Out Despite Being Vastly Outnumbered for 2 Days. The Recent Counteroffensive Has Driven The Youppis Back To A Few Minor Ports And Isolated Pockets Of Resistance.
In Siberia, The Youppis Have Overrun Much Of The Desolate Landscape And The Citizens Of Russia Have Fled Their Homes. "The Russian State Is In Horrible Economic Shape And Cannot Afford A Long Drawn Out War Over Land That Is Basically Worthless" Said President Putin "We Are Trying To Stop Them, But If We Can't, We Are Not Opposed To A Peaceful Solution That Would Setup A Youppi Homeland In Siberia". It Is Rumored That The Youppis Are Receiving Support From The Mafia, For Reasons That Cannot Be Determined.
[Edited on 6-29-2004 by ME]
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June 29, 2004 at 05:27PM View BBCode
We Must Call For Darker Help Here:Ol Afijn Si Mas Awqfc Mong AJL
Mr. 47 We Ne�©d A Hit
Wheres Hitler!!!!!!!!!!!
robby
June 29, 2004 at 06:18PM View BBCode
well, go ahead and surrender the rest of the continent, theres no stopping the youppis and the mafia.Pages: 1