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Duff77

Another idiotic death clock...

July 27, 2004 at 06:43AM View BBCode

...which you've all probably seen 1000 times, but this one not only takes your BMI into account, it helps you compute it!

[url]http://www.deathclock.com/[/url]

And as always, your perspective has a lot to do with how long you live. I'm pessemistic, so I'm scheduled to die on January 29th, 2017, at the age of 39. However, if I were optomistic, I'd make it to March of 2050, which is 73 years old! But fortunately, I'm not sadistic, or else I'd die in March of 2008, at the age of 30.

So...when are YOU going to die?
happy

July 27, 2004 at 06:59AM View BBCode

I think this is funny. If you notice, the count down is faster when you are pessimistic.
Bengals

July 27, 2004 at 05:14PM View BBCode

I'll be 58 when I die.
hobos

July 27, 2004 at 05:24PM View BBCode

I'll be 50 when I die.
37 if sadistic, 92 if optimistic, and 74 if normal
Ignite

July 27, 2004 at 05:32PM View BBCode

Im Dead Already!
ME

July 27, 2004 at 06:12PM View BBCode

I will die

Monday, April 5, 2060
Cubsfan13

July 27, 2004 at 06:16PM View BBCode

I will die October 16, 2084.
jvo1

July 27, 2004 at 09:00PM View BBCode

holy crap, i'm supposed to live to be 90, no joking!
Duff77

July 27, 2004 at 09:12PM View BBCode

Start smoking and see how much it shortens it.
jvo1

July 27, 2004 at 09:14PM View BBCode

haha, smoking made me live 3 YEARS LONGER!!
jvo1

July 27, 2004 at 09:14PM View BBCode

hack, weeeezz
Duff77

July 27, 2004 at 09:16PM View BBCode

I knew it! Validation at last! Death to non-smokers! :lol:
jvo1

July 27, 2004 at 09:19PM View BBCode

did anyone else have the same affect of living longer or am i the looney one?
hobos

July 27, 2004 at 09:22PM View BBCode

After using the same settings multiple times, I will be 50, then 54, then 56, and then 55. Funny how the year changes like that...but I always seem to die in either December or January
jvo1

July 27, 2004 at 09:25PM View BBCode

wow, you're right. i just reclicked it again and now i'm a smoker that lived to be 100
Bengals

July 27, 2004 at 09:59PM View BBCode

"No way." Bengals said nonchalantly.
skierdude44

July 28, 2004 at 07:52AM View BBCode

Im supposed to die on November 12, 2077.
Ignite

July 28, 2004 at 05:43PM View BBCode

Wow, Eight Days Before Mine 87th Birthday Which Never Comes To Expierence!
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 03:01AM View BBCode

April 3, 2054. I'll see you guys in Hell.
Cubsfan13

July 29, 2004 at 03:15AM View BBCode

Hahahahaha I will out live all of you.
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 03:18AM View BBCode

Actually, that clock doesn't account for whisky. By my calculations, I should be deceased some time before the M's win the pennant--which, hell, could be an eternity at this rate.
jvo1

July 29, 2004 at 03:36AM View BBCode

is it me, or has the fat lady sung? she hasnt! the mariners could still mathmatically pull it off! have faith
jvo1

July 29, 2004 at 03:37AM View BBCode

good God, that was part of the insane drunken idiot part of my brain, which accounts for about 99% of the part that works, talking. sorry
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 03:38AM View BBCode

Yup. The M's are over like VHS.
whiskybear

July 29, 2004 at 03:38AM View BBCode

No no...like laserdisc.

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