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Windward
France raises terror alert!
September 10, 2004 at 10:43PM View BBCode
It was reported today that the French government raised it's terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher terror alert levels in France are "Collaborate" and Surrender". This alert may have been triggered by the recent fire which destroyed one of their white flag factories, disabling their military for the time being. The French National forces have never won a major war. It is French tradition to yell loudly their intent to defend their borders, once there is evidence the invading army crosses the border they surrender.;)
Duff77
Yes, yes--the French were pussies anyway, I know. But still.
September 10, 2004 at 11:05PM View BBCode
Disagree with US Policy, and you are a pussy.Yes, yes--the French were pussies anyway, I know. But still.
whiskybear
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
September 10, 2004 at 11:07PM View BBCode
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
whiskybear
September 10, 2004 at 11:08PM View BBCode
By the way, the advent of Freedom Fries was one of the absolute laughably low points in our nation's history. Simply embarassing. One wonders if sales for French's mustard plummeted.
Duff77
The Duff hath spoken!
September 10, 2004 at 11:12PM View BBCode
Thine known as Kerry shall be victorious, and shall smote thee.The Duff hath spoken!
viketon
viketon
September 10, 2004 at 11:44PM View BBCode
I don't know whats funnier the post or pissing off duff and whiskeybearviketon
youngallstar
Ive never used inane in a sentence.
Il be right back, I have to go tell my neighbor she is inane
September 11, 2004 at 12:36AM View BBCode
:lol::PIve never used inane in a sentence.
Il be right back, I have to go tell my neighbor she is inane
1tim412
:lol: Monty Python is great!
September 11, 2004 at 05:07AM View BBCode
Originally posted by whiskybear
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
:lol: Monty Python is great!
ME
Nothing new - In World War II we called sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" because no one would buy something that sounded like it was German.
September 11, 2004 at 01:20PM View BBCode
Originally posted by whiskybear
By the way, the advent of Freedom Fries was one of the absolute laughably low points in our nation's history. Simply embarassing. One wonders if sales for French's mustard plummeted.
Nothing new - In World War II we called sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" because no one would buy something that sounded like it was German.
whiskybear
By the way, it was World War I---just like today, a period when nationalism became destructive of its own ends.
September 11, 2004 at 02:15PM View BBCode
Umm--just because it's not new doesn't make it any less embarassing.By the way, it was World War I---just like today, a period when nationalism became destructive of its own ends.
Ignite
September 11, 2004 at 05:47PM View BBCode
STOP!!! You Havent Listend To Me Yet!!! SURRENDER OR DIE!!!!! vive la surender...
happy
I go to the Daytona 500 every year. what a great event. every redneck republican on the face of the earth join together to watch cars driving. Anyway, ive been going there since... uh... like 5 or 6 years ago, and they have always called French Fries "American Fries". Some of us hated french far before this incident.
France is NOT a major world power anymore. they need to stop being treated as such.
September 12, 2004 at 04:46AM View BBCode
Originally posted by whiskybear
By the way, the advent of Freedom Fries was one of the absolute laughably low points in our nation's history. Simply embarassing. One wonders if sales for French's mustard plummeted.
I go to the Daytona 500 every year. what a great event. every redneck republican on the face of the earth join together to watch cars driving. Anyway, ive been going there since... uh... like 5 or 6 years ago, and they have always called French Fries "American Fries". Some of us hated french far before this incident.
France is NOT a major world power anymore. they need to stop being treated as such.
youngallstar
1. USA
2. China
3. England
4. Russia
5. Japan
6. France
7. Germany
8. Israel
9. India
10.Brasil
Let the debating begin!!!!!!!
By the way I hate France with a passion. But they are in the top 10 in power rankings, Perhaps I put them a little high on the list but not by much. I put Israel up there just because their army is bad ass(Their military technology is right up there with the US, not equal too but close, this is mainly because our gvt is in love with them and we share tons of secrets with them)
September 12, 2004 at 04:53AM View BBCode
Hmm, here are the world powers by ranking according to I1. USA
2. China
3. England
4. Russia
5. Japan
6. France
7. Germany
8. Israel
9. India
10.Brasil
Let the debating begin!!!!!!!
By the way I hate France with a passion. But they are in the top 10 in power rankings, Perhaps I put them a little high on the list but not by much. I put Israel up there just because their army is bad ass(Their military technology is right up there with the US, not equal too but close, this is mainly because our gvt is in love with them and we share tons of secrets with them)
youngallstar
September 12, 2004 at 04:54AM View BBCode
off to watch Hellboy, be back in a few hours.
Cubsfan13
September 12, 2004 at 05:00AM View BBCode
Brazil is a top ten world power? Maybe the soccer dominance and fine girls put them over the top..
happy
there is some statistical thing that ranks countries including economy and military and stuff. France has dropped to like 23rd. Their economy is going down the drain, and everyone knows their military sucks.
Japan 5th? no. 2.
September 12, 2004 at 05:07AM View BBCode
Originally posted by youngallstar
1. USA
2. China
3. England
4. Russia
5. Japan
6. France
7. Germany
8. Israel
9. India
10.Brasil
there is some statistical thing that ranks countries including economy and military and stuff. France has dropped to like 23rd. Their economy is going down the drain, and everyone knows their military sucks.
Japan 5th? no. 2.
hobos
Hopefully that's not the same thing that I saw a few years ago. Whatever it was said Iraq was the second strongest army in the world
September 12, 2004 at 05:31AM View BBCode
Originally posted by happy
there is some statistical thing that ranks countries including economy and military and stuff. France has dropped to like 23rd. Their economy is going down the drain, and everyone knows their military sucks.
Hopefully that's not the same thing that I saw a few years ago. Whatever it was said Iraq was the second strongest army in the world
happy
September 12, 2004 at 05:32AM View BBCode
3rd strongest is what i think whatever the statistic is, and that is what they were ranked before bush (the first one) kicked their ass.