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Kevin Brown League
7-13-2193
Ed Haines Relief Pitcher
Retired (2038, Age 40)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.08 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/L
W-L 149-156 Status Deceased (2072) Option Years 0  
SV 7 Age at Death 74 Date of Birth 07-22-1998
K 2182 Drafted Round 2, Pick 27
(2018)		 Majors Svc Time 16 years
(76 games)
IP 2815.0
WHIP 1.30 Salary $0.50M Final Contract Year 2038
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance C+   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B-   Mentor Val B 
Speed C  Bunt D- Control B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range F  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm D  WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 2
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2021 LAN
0
 5
18
18
0
0
0
 0
37.2
 48 28 27 0 11
23
1.57
6.45
2022 LAN
4
 18
42
42
0
0
0
 0
91.1
 114 70 66 2 34
70
1.62
6.50
2023 LAN
5
 16
39
39
0
0
0
 0
162.0
 173 89 85 1 57
133
1.42
4.72
2024 LAN
6
 10
27
27
0
0
0
 0
135.1
 168 97 90 1 49
84
1.60
5.99
2025 LAN
3
 3
13
8
1
0
1
 0
52.2
 52 29 23 3 23
37
1.42
3.93
2026 LAN
12
 5
37
37
5
3
0
 0
196.1
 187 85 82 3 66
126
1.29
3.76
2027 BOS
14
 9
31
31
0
0
0
 0
213.1
 205 94 82 2 67
180
1.28
3.46
2028 BOS
14
 11
33
33
6
2
0
 0
239.1
 215 109 92 2 84
184
1.25
3.46
2029 BOS
12
 12
32
32
3
2
0
 0
222.1
 219 120 114 2 68
178
1.29
4.61
2030 BOS
15
 10
36
36
1
0
0
 0
257.2
 229 114 102 3 61
190
1.13
3.56
2031 BOS
13
 13
36
36
5
2
0
 0
261.0
 212 97 89 1 84
231
1.13
3.07
2032 BOS
19
 12
36
36
5
0
0
 0
260.0
 263 133 128 3 82
210
1.33
4.43
2033 BOS
15
 11
36
36
6
3
0
 0
263.1
 244 104 97 2 74
229
1.21
3.32
2034 WAS
7
 14
37
37
2
1
0
 0
213.2
 203 114 103 1 80
157
1.32
4.34
2035 WAS
6
 2
33
0
0
0
1
 4
76.2
 79 44 40 1 28
59
1.40
4.70
2036 OAK
4
 3
38
0
0
0
3
 1
60.2
 63 31 25 1 17
45
1.32
3.71
2037 PHI
0
 2
43
1
0
0
2
 0
71.2
 74 33 32 2 24
46
1.37
4.02
2193
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
149
 156
567
449
34
13
7
 5
2815.0
 2748 1391 1277 30 909
2182
1.30
4.08
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Ed Haines has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2037-03-31The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Ed Haines to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Brent Leon to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Jake Hansen to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Mike Leroy to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Al Burke to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Dale Sherdel to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Ray Ahearne to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Charlie Pearce to the major league team.
2037-03-30Ed Haines has signed with the Philadelphia Phillies for $0.5M per year for 1 year.
2036-08-11Ed Haines of the Oakland Green Sox is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2036-06-10Ed Haines of the Oakland Green Sox is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2036-05-22Ed Haines of the Oakland Green Sox is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2036-03-30The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Bob Thompson to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Ed Haines to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Matt Reynolds to the major league team.
2036-03-30Ed Haines has signed with the Oakland Green Sox for $1.0M per year for 1 year.
2035-03-30The Washington Writers have promoted Jackie Lillard to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Ed Haines to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Hector Keyser to the major league team.
2035-03-30Ed Haines has signed with the Washington Writers for $0.89M per year for 1 year.
2034-03-30The Washington Writers have promoted Ed Haines to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Jake Hansen to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Monk Goldsberry to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Ted Stuart to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Elmer Gibson to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Mike Leroy to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Jackie Lillard to the major league team.
2034-03-30Ed Haines has signed with the Washington Writers for $7.51M per year for 1 year.
2029-08-29Ed Haines of the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2028-08-23Ed Haines of the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2027-09-19The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have removed Ed Haines from the trade block.
2027-08-30The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have placed Ed Haines on the trade block.
2027-03-29The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Mike Herrera to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Dave Gutierrez to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Blaine Frill to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Ed Haines to the major league team.
2027-03-29Ed Haines has signed with the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives for $8.65M per year for 7 years.
2021-07-20Trade #1327741 has been completed between the New York Pinstripers and the Los Angeles Lebowskis. The Los Angeles Lebowskis receive Chris Brown, Ed Haines, Randy Jok from the New York Pinstripers in exchange for Bill Riedling.
2015-06-08Trade #1298733 has been completed between the New York Pinstripers and the Oakland Quakes. The Oakland Quakes receive Benny Lopata, Dionysios Batsos, Draft Pick 2018 Round 5 NYA (Ed Couchee), Draft Pick 2018 Round 4 NYA (Bill Miller) from the New York Pinstripers in exchange for Huck Luuloa, Gil Holloway, John Scott, Draft Pick 2017 Round 2 OAK (Sam Pappas), Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 OAK (Ed Haines).