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Kevin Brown League
7-13-2193
Patch Adams Third Base
Retired (2041, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating C+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .658 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 687 Age at Death 66 Date of Birth 10-13-2004
HR 83 Drafted Round 1, Pick 14
(2026)
Majors Svc Time 12 years
(150 games)
RBI 318
SB 52 Salary $0.50M Final Contract Year 2041
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R Power vs. L B- Velocity   Mentor vR B-
Speed Bunt D- Control C-   Mentor vL B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (98.3%) Range C- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 0
2B A+ (98.2%) CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 0
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2027 WAS
115
318
17
50
7
2
5
24
20
87 0 1
0
0 13
.445
.206
.239
.082
.157
2028 WAS
26
75
9
17
0
0
0
4
5
17 0 0
0
0 2
.502
.275
.227
.000
.227
2029 WAS
117
379
35
90
17
2
15
44
25
78 1 1
0
0 15
.697
.286
.412
.174
.237
2030 WAS
56
126
12
34
4
2
5
17
7
29 0 0
0
0 1
.761
.308
.452
.183
.270
2032 LAN
133
309
23
69
11
1
7
23
28
69 1 0
6
6 13
.623
.290
.333
.110
.223
2033 LAN
103
267
26
62
10
0
5
30
21
62 0 5
10
4 13
.609
.283
.326
.094
.232
2034 LAN
118
255
23
60
7
3
5
25
13
61 1 1
11
6 6
.619
.274
.345
.110
.235
2035 LAN
123
254
29
63
9
2
6
36
22
52 0 1
3
5 10
.677
.307
.370
.122
.248
2036 LAN
108
203
23
57
6
1
12
32
15
48 0 2
7
3 4
.825
.327
.498
.217
.281
2037 LAN
88
213
24
63
7
1
6
20
23
49 0 0
8
6 6
.787
.364
.423
.127
.296
2038 OAK
60
179
17
43
10
0
5
25
12
38 0 0
2
2 7
.668
.288
.380
.140
.240
2039 LAN
81
186
20
44
9
0
6
21
17
48 1 0
5
3 3
.686
.304
.382
.145
.237
2040 CHN
35
131
20
35
3
1
6
17
7
38 0 0
0
0 3
.747
.304
.443
.176
.267
Total
1163
2895
278
687
100
15
83
318
215
676 4 11
52
35 96
.658
.290
.368
.131
.237
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2041-11-01Patch Adams has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have promoted Willie Ward to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jack Owen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Phil McGovern to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Mike Herrera to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Brandon Johnson to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jake Hansen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Hi Piatt to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Armando Tiernan to the major league team.
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2039-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Fred Conkwright to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Charlie Starr to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Chad Ruffin to the major league team.
2039-03-31Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.5M per year for 1 year.
2038-04-08The Oakland Green Sox have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2038-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have designated Patch Adams for assignment.
2037-09-03Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2036-05-07Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2033-03-30The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Agustin Carty to the major league team.
2033-03-29Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.6M per year for 6 years.
2032-03-28The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team.
2031-10-03The Los Angeles Lebowskis have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2031-03-31The Washington Writers have waived Patch Adams.
2030-09-13Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2030-04-05Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2029-06-25Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2027-04-08The Washington Bullets have auto-promoted Patch Adams to the major leagues.
2026-03-29The Washington Bullets have renamed Lyman Adams to Patch Adams.