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Cool Papa Bell League
9-16-2060
Joe Michaels Relief Pitcher
Retired (2026, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.78 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 53-49 Status Deceased (2060) Option Years 0  
SV 30 Age at Death 70 Date of Birth 06-07-1990
K 365 Drafted Round 2, Pick 24
(2011)		 Majors Svc Time 9 years
(94 games)
IP 530.2
WHIP 1.43
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance C    Ldrship D 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B-   Mentor Val B-
Speed D  Bunt B+ Control A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C  WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 7
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2013 TOR
1
 1
2
2
0
0
0
 0
10.2
 13 11 11 0 9
3
2.06
9.28
2015 TOR
0
 3
4
4
0
0
0
 0
26.1
 31 18 18 1 9
17
1.52
6.15
2017 CHN
11
 8
67
0
0
0
8
 1
88.0
 99 40 39 2 27
48
1.43
3.99
2018 CHN
5
 8
36
0
0
0
5
 1
42.2
 58 36 32 0 10
35
1.59
6.75
2019 CHN
6
 4
30
0
0
0
2
 0
36.2
 46 31 25 0 19
22
1.77
6.14
2020 CHN
2
 6
18
6
0
0
0
 1
47.0
 58 36 36 0 16
34
1.57
6.89
2021 CHN
2
 1
11
0
0
0
2
 0
13.2
 18 10 10 0 7
14
1.83
6.59
2022 CHN
2
 0
9
0
0
0
0
 0
12.0
 8 4 4 0 10
11
1.50
3.00
2023 CHN
4
 5
43
0
0
0
8
 3
60.2
 53 28 27 0 21
51
1.22
4.01
2024 CHN
9
 7
68
0
0
0
3
 6
101.0
 78 33 33 2 37
66
1.14
2.94
2025 CHN
9
 5
50
0
0
0
2
 3
73.0
 79 44 41 3 28
51
1.47
5.05
2026 PIT
2
 1
8
2
0
0
0
 1
19.0
 17 6 6 0 8
13
1.32
2.84
2060
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
53
 49
346
14
0
0
30
 16
530.2
 558 297 282 8 201
365
1.43
4.78
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2026-11-01Joe Michaels has retired from the Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels
2026-09-29The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Mel Meusel to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Julian Garcia to the major league team.
2026-08-06The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have designated Joe Michaels for assignment.
2026-05-25The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team.
2026-05-25The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have acquired Joe Michaels from the waiver wire.
2026-05-15The Chicago Curse have waived Joe Michaels.
2026-05-10The Chicago Curse have promoted Russ Pounds to the major league team. The Chicago Curse have designated Joe Michaels for assignment.
2024-07-10Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2024-04-22Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2023-05-17Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2018-04-20Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2017-04-01Trade #1540981 has been completed between the Chicago Curse and the Toronto Geodesists. The Toronto Geodesists receive Chick Park, Rob Benedict, Jim Martin, Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 CHN (Tom Kirby) from the Chicago Curse in exchange for Chuck Pitula, Dominic Rhoden, Joe Michaels, Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 TOR (Mel Roebuck).
2015-05-13The Toronto Geodesists have sent Joe Michaels to the minors.
2015-04-16The Toronto Geodesists have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team.
2013-10-03The Toronto Geodesists have sent Rich Rodriguez to the minors. The Toronto Geodesists have sent Joe Michaels to the minors. The Toronto Geodesists have sent Jocko Wotus to the minors.
2013-09-22The Toronto Geodesists have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team.
2011-05-08Trade #1485790 has been completed between the Baltimore NattyBohs and the Toronto Geodesists. The Toronto Geodesists receive Ed Dauer, Bill Martinez, Joe Michaels from the Baltimore NattyBohs in exchange for Andy Malloy, Draft Pick - 2012 Round 2 (TOR), Draft Pick - 2014 Round 1 (TOR).