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Jumbo Brown League
5-22-2127
Funky Funkadelic Nobody Starting Pitcher
Retired (2012, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.78 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 255-107 Status Deceased (2051) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 03-20-1974
K 2762 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1999)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(73 games)
IP 3483.2
WHIP 1.04
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L C  Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity C    Mentor Val A+
Speed D+ Bunt D- Control A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 10
Notes: YES I HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN. TRADE FOR ME. NOW.
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
1999 PHI
10
 16
37
34
4
0
0
 0
290.2
 252 117 110 0 71
228
1.11
3.41
2000 PHI
19
 11
37
36
8
2
0
 0
295.2
 238 95 86 0 69
231
1.04
2.62
2001 PHI
17
 10
39
34
12
3
0
 0
306.2
 256 98 90 0 60
263
1.03
2.64
2002 PHI
20
 12
38
38
14
2
0
 0
287.0
 232 109 99 0 69
255
1.05
3.10
2003 PHI
20
 8
40
37
5
0
1
 0
279.1
 211 95 82 0 73
226
1.02
2.64
2004 PHI
22
 7
38
38
1
1
0
 0
275.1
 216 85 79 0 58
240
1.00
2.58
2005 PHI
25
 5
37
36
5
1
0
 0
280.0
 229 77 75 0 66
218
1.05
2.41
2006 PHI
24
 5
37
37
16
6
0
 0
300.2
 230 90 88 0 65
241
0.98
2.63
2007 PHI-CLE
23
 8
37
37
5
3
0
 0
277.2
 209 79 76 0 70
200
1.00
2.46
2008 CLE
25
 6
37
37
2
0
0
 0
288.2
 216 69 65 0 56
256
0.94
2.03
2009 PIT
22
 6
32
32
7
1
0
 0
250.0
 221 92 88 0 55
177
1.10
3.17
2010 PIT
3
 4
29
4
1
0
0
 0
59.2
 55 28 28 0 17
34
1.21
4.22
2011 PIT
21
 6
32
32
2
0
0
 0
234.0
 198 87 84 0 54
152
1.08
3.23
2012 PIT
4
 3
38
3
0
0
2
 0
58.1
 57 27 26 0 16
41
1.25
4.01
2127
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
255
 107
508
435
82
19
3
 0
3483.2
 2820 1148 1076 0 799
2762
1.04
2.78
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2012-11-01Funky Funkadelic Nobody has retired from the Pittsburgh Postbundy
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have re-claimed Funky Funkadelic Nobody from the waiver wire.
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have designated Funky Funkadelic Nobody for assignment.
2012-04-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2010-08-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2009-04-01Trade #1529786 has been completed between the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide and the Pittsburgh Postbundy. The Pittsburgh Postbundy receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Herschel Bennett, Jack Tasby from the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide in exchange for Ozzie Johnson, Edwin Saucier.
2007-05-22Trade #1524632 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide. The Cleveland Prestige Worldwide receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Red Bolling, Keith Alexander, Herschel Bennett, Paul Downs, Jack Tasby from the Philadelphia in exchange for Ed Ovitz, Pete Kelly, Rube Hawes, Billy Lucas, Kazuyoshi Suzue.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have promoted Funky Funkadelic Nobody to the major league team.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have renamed Tom Funk to Funky Funkadelic Nobody.