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Ford Hernandez League
10-2-2213
Happy Hassler First Base
Retired (2056, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .260 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .709 Status Deceased (2092) Option Years 0  
H 1430 Age at Death 72 Date of Birth 08-28-2020
HR 110 Drafted Round 2, Pick 39
(2038)
Majors Svc Time 13 years
(150 games)
RBI 507
SB 185
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A- Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D- Control   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A- WS Rings 0
1B A+ (100%) LF (42.8%) Arm B- WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2043 SEA
122
442
47
107
15
2
6
34
51
85 3 2
20
15 2
.649
.323
.326
.084
.242
2044 SEA
135
511
45
123
20
2
7
43
47
101 3 4
13
15 2
.635
.306
.329
.088
.241
2045 SEA
135
540
71
136
25
6
11
39
49
90 3 3
20
18 0
.697
.316
.381
.130
.252
2046 SEA
133
529
69
134
19
2
9
35
40
93 1 2
24
14 4
.654
.306
.348
.095
.253
2047 SEA
135
553
90
145
23
9
13
47
73
98 4 1
12
10 4
.759
.352
.407
.145
.262
2048 SEA
130
526
67
134
21
7
10
53
49
87 3 3
15
10 2
.698
.320
.378
.124
.255
2049 SEA
116
291
42
80
8
4
10
31
26
45 0 2
9
5 0
.765
.332
.433
.158
.275
2050 SEA
106
436
53
112
12
0
9
37
44
77 1 1
10
9 3
.672
.326
.346
.089
.257
2051 SEA
135
533
89
153
23
3
9
52
80
94 1 0
21
9 3
.773
.381
.392
.105
.287
2052 SEA
135
492
66
122
24
2
10
54
62
84 4 3
15
4 2
.701
.335
.366
.118
.248
2053 SEA
93
192
26
55
5
1
6
28
27
39 1 0
8
4 0
.794
.377
.417
.130
.286
2054 SEA
109
199
33
61
10
1
6
29
25
32 0 1
8
4 0
.840
.382
.457
.151
.307
2055 SEA-SF
101
164
21
39
5
0
4
16
24
27 0 0
6
6 1
.677
.335
.341
.104
.238
2056 SF
86
87
10
29
4
1
0
9
7
12 1 3
4
4 0
.780
.378
.402
.069
.333
Total
1671
5495
729
1430
214
40
110
507
604
964 25 25
185
127 23
.709
.335
.374
.114
.260
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2056-11-01Happy Hassler has retired from the San Francisco Angels
2056-09-30Happy Hassler of the San Francisco Angels is injured and is expected to be out 35 days.
2056-09-06Happy Hassler of the San Francisco Angels is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2055-07-09The San Francisco Angels have acquired Happy Hassler from the waiver wire.
2055-06-22The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated Happy Hassler for assignment.
2054-07-03Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2053-07-28Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2050-07-30Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2050-04-08Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2049-06-05Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 34 days.
2048-08-30Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2046-08-29Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 4 days.
2043-04-10Happy Hassler of the Seattle Lunatic Fringe is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2043-04-01The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Sticky Ryder to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Fred Murphy to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Rube Hitt to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Dixie Linton to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Happy Hassler to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated Ace Rockaway for assignment. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated B.D. Swope for assignment. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated Steve Nischwitz for assignment. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated Candy Compton for assignment.
2042-04-01The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have sent Happy Hassler to the minors.
2042-04-01The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Phil Schofield to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Gar Greenwood to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have promoted Happy Hassler to the major league team. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated Tank Dozier for assignment. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated Barney Mollwitz for assignment. The Seattle Lunatic Fringe have designated Ken Johnson for assignment.