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Jumbo Brown League
5-16-2127
Slappy Donuts Starting Pitcher
Retired (2026, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 5.57 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 6-4 Status Deceased (2077) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age at Death 85 Date of Birth 09-05-1992
K 64 Drafted Round 3, Pick 65
(2014)		 Majors Svc Time 0 years
(47 games)
IP 76.0
WHIP 1.53
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance B    Ldrship B+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B    Mentor Val A+
Speed C+ Bunt D  Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2022 TOR-CIN
3
 0
3
3
1
0
0
 0
20.1
 20 5 5 3 7
13
1.33
2.21
2026 CIN
3
 4
20
2
2
0
0
 0
55.2
 71 47 42 0 18
51
1.60
6.79
2127
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
6
 4
23
5
3
0
0
 0
76.0
 91 52 47 3 25
64
1.53
5.57
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2026-11-01Slappy Donuts has retired from the Cincinnati Carnage
2026-08-24The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Slappy Donuts to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Shuzo Kito to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have sent Tony Daley to the minors. The Cincinnati Carnage have sent Don Meara to the minors.
2026-08-24The Cincinnati Carnage have acquired Slappy Donuts from the waiver wire.
2026-04-11The Texas Bullfrogs have waived Slappy Donuts.
2025-04-26The Texas Bullfrogs have renamed Juan Bates to Slappy Donuts.
2023-04-11The Texas Bullfrogs have acquired Juan Bates from the waiver wire.
2023-03-25The Cincinnati Carnage have waived Juan Bates.
2022-10-02The Cincinnati Carnage have designated Juan Bates for assignment. The Cincinnati Carnage have designated Yukio Funada for assignment. The Cincinnati Carnage have designated Mike Adams for assignment.
2022-09-22The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Juan Bates to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Mike Adams to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Yukio Funada to the major league team.
2022-09-22The Cincinnati Carnage have acquired Juan Bates from the waiver wire.
2022-08-19The Toronto Toros` have waived Juan Bates.
2022-08-06The Toronto Toros` have promoted Bill Storie to the major league team. The Toronto Toros` have promoted Jim Lehner to the major league team. The Toronto Toros` have promoted Eric Grim to the major league team. The Toronto Toros` have designated Juan Bates for assignment. The Toronto Toros` have designated Jim McMullin for assignment. The Toronto Toros` have designated Darrell Gerner for assignment.
2022-08-03The Toronto Toros` have promoted Juan Bates to the major league team.
2020-04-01The Toronto Toros` have acquired Juan Bates from the waiver wire.
2019-08-21The Tampa Bay Super A have waived Juan Bates.