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sycophantman

Don Knotts - Hall of Fame?

December 08, 2008 at 07:23PM View BBCode



Yes.
Duff77

December 08, 2008 at 07:45PM View BBCode

Well now you're just being silly.

(The fact that he signs his own photograph with "Barney Fife" is, however, pathetic).
barterer2002

December 08, 2008 at 07:46PM View BBCode

Yeah because the rest of these haven't been silly
sycophantman

December 08, 2008 at 07:48PM View BBCode

Eh, what can you do? It just doesn't get much sillier than top 50 lists of players, does it? This is more interesting, at least. The other stuff? Circle jerking, at best.
FuriousGiorge

December 08, 2008 at 07:57PM View BBCode

Jesus, what's the worst case scenario?
sycophantman

December 08, 2008 at 07:58PM View BBCode

2 girls, 1 cup.
tm4559

December 08, 2008 at 07:58PM View BBCode

I SIMPLY WON'T STAND FOR ANY BARNEY FIFE TRASHING!
sycophantman

December 08, 2008 at 07:59PM View BBCode

Damn right, pappy, bring down the hammer on these fools!
tm4559

December 08, 2008 at 08:04PM View BBCode

sorry, it gets me a little peeved when a great player is wrongly savaged.
sycophantman

December 08, 2008 at 08:08PM View BBCode

Barney Fife was mister hustle back in his day. He was so gritty that he would friction burn his clothes into bursting to flame just from walking with purpose.
tm4559

December 08, 2008 at 08:12PM View BBCode

he also brought down turtle lobos....with just one shot!
sycophantman

December 08, 2008 at 08:14PM View BBCode

Don Knotts was the original edit player, because clearly, normal humans simply aren't allowed to be that awesome. It is scientifically proven to be impossible.
tm4559

December 08, 2008 at 08:16PM View BBCode

when he turned the double play, grown men wept, and not just the gay ones. and women climaxed.
sycophantman

December 08, 2008 at 08:18PM View BBCode

Did you know that Don Knotts invented the concept of the prenup? It's true, he was a man of tomorrow.
tm4559

December 08, 2008 at 08:22PM View BBCode

a hell of a landlord too. a real humanitarian. never took a dime of rent from those kids.
sycophantman

December 08, 2008 at 08:49PM View BBCode

He did expect certain... returns... though. The man had needs is all I'm saying. Carnal needs, the type of needs that no amount of ascots could begin to address...
tm4559

December 08, 2008 at 09:04PM View BBCode

yes, let's explore the dark side, shall we?
drunkengoat

December 08, 2008 at 10:22PM View BBCode

This can go nowhere good.
happy

December 09, 2008 at 01:23AM View BBCode

it seems to be going everywhere good. (into my pants.)
sycophantman

December 09, 2008 at 01:43AM View BBCode

And scene.
khazim

December 09, 2008 at 08:23PM View BBCode

Originally posted by Duff77
Well now you're just being silly.

(The fact that he signs his own photograph with "Barney Fife" is, however, pathetic).


Would you rather "Ralph Furley"?

Come and knock on our dooooor...
We'll be waiting for yoooooooou...
tm4559

December 09, 2008 at 08:29PM View BBCode

needs cowbell i think...
Admin

December 09, 2008 at 08:38PM View BBCode

Hi - please keep this sort of discussion to OffTopic.

Tyson
Duff77

December 09, 2008 at 08:39PM View BBCode

Originally posted by khazim
Originally posted by Duff77
Well now you're just being silly.

(The fact that he signs his own photograph with "Barney Fife" is, however, pathetic).


Would you rather "Ralph Furley"?

Come and knock on our dooooor...
We'll be waiting for yoooooooou...


I just think if you're not famous enough to sign an autograph without mentioning your most notable character immediately after, you shouldn't be signing autographs.

And I mean--who doesn't know who Don Knotts is? I know who Don Knotts is, and I'm duff.
jetpac

December 10, 2008 at 06:25AM View formatted

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[quote][i]Originally posted by Admin[/i]
Hi - please keep this sort of discussion to OffTopic.

Tyson [/quote]
Wow, I haven't seen this in ST for a while...

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