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khazim

November 18, 2011 at 08:39PM View BBCode

Originally posted by dirtdevil
i think you really have to give credit to john fox for revamping the offence to work with what he has rather than making what he has work in his offence. i also think you have to give credit to tebow for always plugging away at it and finding some way to pull out the close ones. but at the end of the day, he is just not a good quarterback. let's not forget that his offence produced a total of 10 points last night and he's completed something like 15 passes in two games.


11 passes in two games. 2/8 last week and 9/20 this week.
dirtdevil

November 18, 2011 at 10:30PM View BBCode

11. yeesh.
khazim

November 18, 2011 at 10:40PM View BBCode

ESPN has had me laughing my ass off with the Chuck Norris Tebowisms. My absolute favorite is the following:

"Between 1945-1948, Tim Tebow impregnated 53 women...They gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins."
khazim

November 28, 2011 at 02:12AM View BBCode

I figured it out. Tebow's offense is mostly running plays. 2 runs and 50/50 on 3rd down between run and pass. If that is the case, Tebow and the offense is able to pull up to 2 minutes off the game clock as compared to the Pass first offense run by Orton, which would pass on 1st, run on second, and pass on 3rd and long, meaning the most Orton could run off the clock with a 3 and out is about 45 seconds. That extra time on 3 and outs means that is approximately 1 minute and 15 seconds less time the defense could be on the field.

This savings adds up. Denver's Defense, besides being healthy now, is more rested than they were weeks 1-5. This lets the defense remain effective through the end of the game, something they could not do under Orton.
thatrogue

November 30, 2011 at 01:20PM View BBCode

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8_buda5vWo&feature=share]Hilarity...[/url]
khazim

December 12, 2011 at 07:08PM View BBCode

That's freaking awesome! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMK9FKMG3Nc]So is this.[/url]
khazim

December 12, 2011 at 09:00PM View BBCode

One has to wonder how ugly next week's score will get. Denver doesn't have an answer for Gronkowski. My feeling is it will be Gronkowski early and often. Denver will score it's fair share of points, but our offense, even going against the worst defense in the NFL (look it up, that Pats defense is that bad), can't hang them as fast as New England.
tworoosters

December 12, 2011 at 09:20PM View BBCode

Yards per game isn't a great measure of defensive prowess, the two worst teams this year are a combined 23-3, as winning teams often give up yardage late in games.

New England's defense isn't great by any means but they are far from the worst in the league .
GregoryZenwirt

December 12, 2011 at 10:17PM View BBCode

TWO WORDS.....



BRETT

FAVRE
thatrogue

On a separate note...

December 13, 2011 at 10:49PM View BBCode

How can anyone watch Denver win games with Tim Tebow, and not realize that God not only exists, but still performs miracles?

(Does this belong in off-topic...or a defunct OGL thread?)
tm4559

December 13, 2011 at 10:54PM View BBCode

lol

(darens, a coworker and i had this exact conversation on the way from the metro stop this morning. only moses, possibly, can contain the Tebow.)
dirtdevil

December 14, 2011 at 01:10AM View BBCode

Originally posted by thatrogue
How can anyone watch Denver win games with Tim Tebow, and not realize that God not only exists, but still performs miracles?

i refuse to believe that god cheers for the broncos. everyone knows he's a cowboys fan. that's why there was a hole in the roof. he just doesn't like the new stadium- the scoreboard obstructs his view.
thatrogue

December 14, 2011 at 06:33AM View BBCode

Oh, He's not cheering for them, in that sense. He's simply enabling them to win against all odds, as a testament to His power, and to show that our Faith should be in Him, not in our own fallible abilities.


(And we all know the Cowboys are like the Philistines of the Old Testament. He'll let them win only to punish His people when they don't act right.)
DwightKSchrute

December 14, 2011 at 01:46PM View BBCode

Daren's is the greatest.
khazim

December 14, 2011 at 02:31PM View BBCode

and now Tebow has his own fathead... of him Tebowing.
dirtdevil

December 14, 2011 at 03:41PM View BBCode

Originally posted by thatrogue
Oh, He's not cheering for them, in that sense. He's simply enabling them to win against all odds, as a testament to His power, and to show that our Faith should be in Him, not in our own fallible abilities.

if he really wants to make a statement, he should make the browns win.
tm4559

December 14, 2011 at 04:43PM View BBCode

if [color=red]HE[/color] did that, there would be no need for faith. Everyone would know [color=red]HE[/color] was the One and True [color=red]GOD[/color] and the whole thing would be pointless.
YarM80

December 15, 2011 at 05:58PM View BBCode

God hates the Indianapolis Colts and god loves the Denver Broncos.

What a god this one is, eh?
hayward

December 15, 2011 at 06:01PM View BBCode

Originally posted by dirtdevil
if he really wants to make a statement, he should make the browns win.


I almost spit water all over my keyboard after reading this one. Nicely done Deke!
khazim

December 15, 2011 at 07:43PM View BBCode

Originally posted by dirtdevil
Originally posted by thatrogue
Oh, He's not cheering for them, in that sense. He's simply enabling them to win against all odds, as a testament to His power, and to show that our Faith should be in Him, not in our own fallible abilities.

if he really wants to make a statement, he should make the browns win.


I think that's one of the signs of the upcoming apocalypse.

Wait a second.

"When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come and see!" I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Tebow, and Elway followed close behind him. "

:o

we're Doomed.
khazim

December 20, 2011 at 09:49PM View BBCode

Oh, let me present side by side evidence that Harrison's hit was dirty.

Legal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX73rtcm9lg
Not Legal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFW-Yezv0k

Now, you all know that if there was anything remotely questionable about a hit on Brady, there would have definitely been a flag. McCoy is not held in that same group, yet Dumervil got no flag and Harrison got all the laundry.

[Edited on 12-20-2011 by khazim]
dirtdevil

December 20, 2011 at 10:42PM View BBCode

was anyone other than james harrison really suggesting it wasn't dirty?
thatrogue

December 21, 2011 at 08:46AM View BBCode

Originally posted by tm4559
if [color=red]HE[/color] did that, there would be no need for faith. Everyone would know [color=red]HE[/color] was the One and True [color=red]GOD[/color] and the whole thing would be pointless.
:D
khazim

December 21, 2011 at 08:28PM View BBCode

Originally posted by dirtdevil
was anyone other than james harrison really suggesting it wasn't dirty?


yes. Steelers fans keep insisting that McCoy ducked so it would draw a flag.
dirtdevil

December 21, 2011 at 09:33PM View BBCode

steelers fans are morons.

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