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bobcat73
The trainers attorney is the one threatening to file against Clemens if he slanders the trainer. That seems a bit odd if Roger Never used....
[Edited on 1-4-2008 by bobcat73]
Clemens goes with B-12
January 04, 2008 at 03:21AM View BBCode
[url=http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-steroids-clemens&prov=ap&type=lgns]Clemens on 60 min[/url]The trainers attorney is the one threatening to file against Clemens if he slanders the trainer. That seems a bit odd if Roger Never used....
[Edited on 1-4-2008 by bobcat73]
Benne
January 04, 2008 at 03:27AM View BBCode
That's almost up there with Floyd "I have higher testosterone than most men" Landis in terms of unintentional comedy.
FuriousGiorge
January 04, 2008 at 08:02PM View BBCode
The same joke, 3 and a half hours later? Bravo.
BobbyGrich
January 04, 2008 at 08:28PM View BBCode
The baseball players are very unoriginal in their lies. Either it was just during rehab (Only one time, I promise), or they didn't know what their trainer was giving them, or it was a tainted supplement.
FuriousGiorge
January 04, 2008 at 08:38PM View BBCode
How are they supposed to lie? "At 2:40 in the morning, I was awoken by a blindingly bright light outside my window. As I opened my eyes I was bodily lifted from the bed and taken into some sort of alien spacecraft. Over the course of 2 hours they performed a number of tests on me, including injecting me with many foreign substances, one of which could very well have been some form of anabolic steroid. I was then returned to my bed unconscious, and when I awoke I found that my fingers were coated with a gooey, chocolatey substance, which was really weird because the jar of Hershey's hot fudge syrup that we had in the refrigerator was now empty, presumably having been eaten by the extraterrestrials."
bam10
January 04, 2008 at 08:55PM View BBCode
I got some free B-12 with my purchase of the Brooklyn Bridge.
rollman1
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January 04, 2008 at 09:39PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
How are they supposed to lie? "At 2:40 in the morning, I was awoken by a blindingly bright light outside my window. As I opened my eyes I was bodily lifted from the bed and taken into some sort of alien spacecraft. Over the course of 2 hours they performed a number of tests on me, including injecting me with many foreign substances, one of which could very well have been some form of anabolic steroid. I was then returned to my bed unconscious, and when I awoke I found that my fingers were coated with a gooey, chocolatey substance, which was really weird because the jar of Hershey's hot fudge syrup that we had in the refrigerator was now empty, presumably having been eaten by the extraterrestrials."
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DougB
could happen.
now... can you hit .300 with 40 dingers on only HGH? If so we'll love you and forgive you.
January 04, 2008 at 10:32PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
How are they supposed to lie? "At 2:40 in the morning, I was awoken by a blindingly bright light outside my window. As I opened my eyes I was bodily lifted from the bed and taken into some sort of alien spacecraft. Over the course of 2 hours they performed a number of tests on me, including injecting me with many foreign substances, one of which could very well have been some form of anabolic steroid. I was then returned to my bed unconscious, and when I awoke I found that my fingers were coated with a gooey, chocolatey substance, which was really weird because the jar of Hershey's hot fudge syrup that we had in the refrigerator was now empty, presumably having been eaten by the extraterrestrials."
could happen.
now... can you hit .300 with 40 dingers on only HGH? If so we'll love you and forgive you.
comfortat
If EVERYONE was using, then the records are all legit. The playing field was level.
So, who cares?
January 13, 2008 at 02:23AM View BBCode
Here's a conundrum...If EVERYONE was using, then the records are all legit. The playing field was level.
So, who cares?
Benne
You just blew my censored mind.
January 13, 2008 at 04:01AM View BBCode
Originally posted by comfortat
Here's a conundrum...
If EVERYONE was using, then the records are all legit. The playing field was level.
So, who cares?
You just blew my censored mind.
bobcat73
February 13, 2008 at 10:33AM View BBCode
Andy says Roger used the HGH in 1999 or 2000 according to ESPN today. Maybe some charges to come. Lucky for Roger Jose Canseco says he never saw nor heard of Roger using any kind of PED.
comfortat
It does not escape me that 2 of the 10 commandments have to do with LYING.
February 13, 2008 at 02:35PM View BBCode
Is it too late for Clemens? Has he gone Bonds and Marion Jones and Michael Vick on us? Will he not admit his guilt until facing jail time?It does not escape me that 2 of the 10 commandments have to do with LYING.
FuriousGiorge
"If anyone touches my wife, I will smite him."
"After the IED went off, we found the prick who did it and we smote him."
"Soon I will smite you and harvest your skin for my woman suit."
February 13, 2008 at 04:26PM View BBCode
Smite is a term that isn't used in contemporary settings nearly enough."If anyone touches my wife, I will smite him."
"After the IED went off, we found the prick who did it and we smote him."
"Soon I will smite you and harvest your skin for my woman suit."
Bones2484
And "smote" has to be one of the coolest forms of a verb around.
February 13, 2008 at 04:30PM View BBCode
I completely agree.And "smote" has to be one of the coolest forms of a verb around.
comfortat
February 13, 2008 at 04:44PM View BBCode
McNamee looks like a liar (which he is). Hunter fried him.
Bones2484
All he needs to do now is covet and murder... then he'd be batting .400 and might make the Hall.
February 13, 2008 at 04:51PM View BBCode
Originally posted by comfortat
McNamee looks like a liar (which he is). Hunter fried him.
All he needs to do now is covet and murder... then he'd be batting .400 and might make the Hall.
Vicar
February 13, 2008 at 05:13PM View BBCode
The three ring circus really becomes a four ringer with the addition of Clemen's wife to the list of injectee's!
Bones2484
Pun in that last sentence intentional?
February 13, 2008 at 06:52PM View BBCode
Finally, the Rocket found a congressman who was on his side. Rep. William Lacy Clay fed him a BP softball about what he should tell his kids when they asked about these allegations about how Clemens achieved all he achieved.
That gave Clemens a chance to go through his most impassioned monologue of the day -- one that included this pithy sound bite:
"Somebody is trying to break my spirit in this room. And they're not going to break my spirit. ... You can tell your boys I did it the right way, and I busted my butt to do it."
Pun in that last sentence intentional?
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