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indychris3
My friends boyfriend was going back to his about 3 p.m on saturday afternoon to check on his roomate who had been trying shrooms for the first time ever. When he walked in the house the kid had scratches all over his face and was laying on the floor. My friends boyfriend asked his friend "What the censored happened Man" and he said "dude you are neva gonna believe me but i found a leprecon" And my friends boyfriend said "bull censored you did" so the kid said "I knew you wouldnt believe so I captured it and locked it in the bedroom closet and tied it down!!! So he goes to the closet which was barracaded with dressers and stuff just incase the leprecon got free. They finally open the door and when they do they see a little Midget Lady tied down who his friend thought was a leprecon!!!
The midget lady had been walking by the house when the kid experimenting on shrooms had seen the midget and went to grab her off the sidewalk. Which explains why his face was cut up from her fighting him! The Midget Lady ended up calling the cops and now the kid is in jail for Drug use and kidnapping!!!
Just thought Id share
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Funny story and I promise its true!!!
April 28, 2009 at 03:09AM View BBCode
So this weekend at Indiana University was known as the "worlds Greatest College Weekend" alot of kids experimented with drugs and alcohol. Alright so to the storyMy friends boyfriend was going back to his about 3 p.m on saturday afternoon to check on his roomate who had been trying shrooms for the first time ever. When he walked in the house the kid had scratches all over his face and was laying on the floor. My friends boyfriend asked his friend "What the censored happened Man" and he said "dude you are neva gonna believe me but i found a leprecon" And my friends boyfriend said "bull censored you did" so the kid said "I knew you wouldnt believe so I captured it and locked it in the bedroom closet and tied it down!!! So he goes to the closet which was barracaded with dressers and stuff just incase the leprecon got free. They finally open the door and when they do they see a little Midget Lady tied down who his friend thought was a leprecon!!!
The midget lady had been walking by the house when the kid experimenting on shrooms had seen the midget and went to grab her off the sidewalk. Which explains why his face was cut up from her fighting him! The Midget Lady ended up calling the cops and now the kid is in jail for Drug use and kidnapping!!!
Just thought Id share
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FuriousGiorge
April 28, 2009 at 03:26AM View BBCode
I can see Scalabrine getting high and locking a little person in his closet. But he wouldn't tell anyone, he'd just eat them.
indychris3
April 28, 2009 at 03:28AM View BBCode
Figured Furious would be the 1 not to remember but w/e 100% true
Cubsfan13
(in all seriousness, this would have been far better if it had been specified that it was a very short hispanic cleaning lady who did not speak English. but, there you go)
((I just wanted to use the phrase "in all seriousness" in this thread))
April 28, 2009 at 03:29AM View BBCode
Word.(in all seriousness, this would have been far better if it had been specified that it was a very short hispanic cleaning lady who did not speak English. but, there you go)
((I just wanted to use the phrase "in all seriousness" in this thread))
FuriousGiorge
Not even a little bit.
April 28, 2009 at 03:32AM View BBCode
Originally posted by indychris3
Figured Furious would be the 1 not to remember but w/e 100% true
Not even a little bit.
Cubsfan13
I don't know. Recognize and realize, Craig.
April 28, 2009 at 03:33AM View BBCode
I'm giggling pretty righteously at the "not to remember" bit.I don't know. Recognize and realize, Craig.
whiskybear
April 28, 2009 at 03:34AM View BBCode
Did Brian Scalabrine ever play with Earl Boykins? Because that would be the rest of the story.
FuriousGiorge
"Not until you tell me where your gold is!"
"You ever seen a black Leprechaun, you dumb-ass cracker?"
"Yes, once."
"Damn it."
April 28, 2009 at 03:36AM View BBCode
"Seriously man, let me out.""Not until you tell me where your gold is!"
"You ever seen a black Leprechaun, you dumb-ass cracker?"
"Yes, once."
"Damn it."
Cubsfan13
April 28, 2009 at 03:40AM View BBCode
This incident is why Boykins had to go play in Italy. Fact.
farfetched
April 28, 2009 at 04:07AM View BBCode
Besides, everyone already knows there's only one poster whose tales here in the history of SimD's cautionary tales of drugs and boozing are 100% accurate only because of the epic fail nature of their contents.
drew
Fail.
April 28, 2009 at 04:16AM View BBCode
haha, I've heard other renditions of this story before. And they were told in a much more dramatic fashion.Fail.
FuriousGiorge
April 28, 2009 at 04:23AM View BBCode
The question is, did Peyton think he'd come in here and pull one over on all of us, or does he actually think it's true?
farfetched
April 28, 2009 at 04:31AM View BBCode
dear god, i hope peyton's not on shrooms. we all know what happens when people get on the message boards in a hallucinogenic state.
barterer2002
True story
April 28, 2009 at 12:41PM View BBCode
you know what else I heard happened Peyton. A guy was out "experimenting" and met a girl, took her back to his place and passed out. When he woke up he was in a bathtub full of ice with a note taped to the mirror that explained that one of his kidneys had been removed and he should get himself to the hospital.True story
indychris3
But yes this story is true and there really was a midget lady kidnapped by a dude on shrooms this weekened.
April 28, 2009 at 01:34PM View BBCode
you all got jokes dont ya.. and the remember part to furious was a typo as usual for me!But yes this story is true and there really was a midget lady kidnapped by a dude on shrooms this weekened.
drew
[Edited on 4-28-2009 by drew]
April 28, 2009 at 03:49PM View BBCode
Are you sure the whole story was not a typo and you meant to say that you spent the weekend studying and had no clue what was going on on campus and then in your post just above mine you meant to say "you guys are right" but you had another typo?[Edited on 4-28-2009 by drew]
folifan19
April 29, 2009 at 05:53PM View BBCode
That would have made the local paper Peyton, post a link and you have some remembered's.:P
nbn_ckh3
April 30, 2009 at 09:23PM View BBCode
The story would have been believable if it had been a cat. That is what I figured he was going to say.
farfetched
April 30, 2009 at 11:02PM View BBCode
I miss your cats, noob chicken. Where've they been?Pages: 1 2