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whiskybear
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2005_swimsuit/
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Sports Illustrated at its best
February 15, 2005 at 07:46PM View BBCode
SI Swimsuit issue is on the newsstands, featuring Amanda Beard and....gulp....Jennie Finch.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2005_swimsuit/
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sfgiants4
February 15, 2005 at 09:35PM View BBCode
ya this is my favorite issue of sprots illustrated, before i got into porn, this was my holy graal, i'll be enjoying the swimsuit issue for sure.
Jedi_Pimp
February 16, 2005 at 01:51AM View BBCode
I wasnt that impressed with the issue compared to the previous years. maybe my expectations were to high or something. I think they got desperate for models when i look at some of those women. i have banged hotter chicks than some of those broads. its not up to SI standards.
FuriousGiorge
You sir are clearly a god among men. What's your secret? Is it your bright white teeth? Your designer shoes? Perhaps it is your serene demeanor in the face of all the hot chicks who desperately want to bang you. "Oh please baby baby please let me bang you."
Or maybe you're just full of shit. I don't know. Either way.
February 16, 2005 at 01:54AM View BBCode
Originally posted by Jedi_Pimp
I wasnt that impressed with the issue compared to the previous years. maybe my expectations were to high or something. I think they got desperate for models when i look at some of those women. i have banged hotter chicks than some of those broads. its not up to SI standards.
You sir are clearly a god among men. What's your secret? Is it your bright white teeth? Your designer shoes? Perhaps it is your serene demeanor in the face of all the hot chicks who desperately want to bang you. "Oh please baby baby please let me bang you."
Or maybe you're just full of shit. I don't know. Either way.
Jedi_Pimp
February 16, 2005 at 07:43PM View BBCode
i am talking about a few of them. not all of them. some of them dont even seem hot at all. it isnt the teeth or the shoes. its the the fucked personality that gets them.lol.
sfgiants4
February 16, 2005 at 08:30PM View BBCode
you are a big jedi pimp, if jedi pimps get swimsuit models, im gonna have to become one.
Jedi_Pimp
February 20, 2005 at 06:15PM View BBCode
I sware to god and on my lil boi that i have been with a swimsuit model. She was from ecuador and in US on a work visa. But So Cal in general is filled with a lot of good looking women. I have seen better chicks around town than in this issue. maybe my eyes are on crack or something but some of the chicks just didnt do it for me.
chamberlien
He gets to bang them after they bring him the proceeds from the night before....
February 21, 2005 at 12:30PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
Originally posted by Jedi_Pimp
I wasnt that impressed with the issue compared to the previous years. maybe my expectations were to high or something. I think they got desperate for models when i look at some of those women. i have banged hotter chicks than some of those broads. its not up to SI standards.
You sir are clearly a god among men. What's your secret? Is it your bright white teeth? Your designer shoes? Perhaps it is your serene demeanor in the face of all the hot chicks who desperately want to bang you. "Oh please baby baby please let me bang you."
Or maybe you're just full of <b>[Censored]</b> . I don't know. Either way.
He gets to bang them after they bring him the proceeds from the night before....
chamberlien
Become what?? A swimsuit model so Jedi can bang you??
February 21, 2005 at 12:31PM View BBCode
Originally posted by sfgiants4
you are a big jedi pimp, if jedi pimps get swimsuit models, im gonna have to become one.
Become what?? A swimsuit model so Jedi can bang you??
whiskybear
Staying slightly on-topic...so, Cheryl Swoopes, huh?
October 27, 2005 at 06:09AM View BBCode
Truly a forgotten classic.Staying slightly on-topic...so, Cheryl Swoopes, huh?
drunkengoat
October 27, 2005 at 06:15AM View BBCode
I couldn't care less one way or the other. In most circles with whom I've conversed down here, it's a running joke to assume that all female athletes are lesbians.
CardShark
October 27, 2005 at 08:28AM View BBCode
I gotta agree with the Jedi pimp here. I think this issue is somewhat of a let down. I live in L.A. and I see hotter girls all the time here. But then again, I don't find big strong female athletes appealing. Any chick that can bench press more than me, I stay away from. And I've seen Jennie Finch in person. Believe me, these photo shoots make them look a lot better than they actually are. When I saw her, she had acne all over and thighs like Mike Tyson. I was thinking roller derby more than sex appeal.
youngallstar
When Jedi said he had banged girls hotter than her he forgot to mention that Bang was a code word for "stalked"
October 27, 2005 at 08:30AM View BBCode
There is absolutely nothing wrong with thighs like Mike Tyson. Finch is hot plain and simple.When Jedi said he had banged girls hotter than her he forgot to mention that Bang was a code word for "stalked"
drunkengoat
October 27, 2005 at 08:44AM View BBCode
Must... resist... temptation... to mention Kirstie Ass-lley...
drunkengoat
October 27, 2005 at 08:44AM View BBCode
Wondering... why... her fat ass... is Cardshark's avatar...
drunkengoat
I'm guessing we have a suspect...
[Edited on 10-27-2005 by drunkengoat]
October 27, 2005 at 08:56AM View BBCode
Originally posted by Dr. David Thorpe of somethingawful.com
Dave Matthews Band
If you're a fan of getting into fat girls' pants, Dave Matthews Band CDs are the greatest invention since a ham on a fishing pole.
I'm guessing we have a suspect...
[Edited on 10-27-2005 by drunkengoat]
drunkengoat
October 27, 2005 at 09:48AM View BBCode
I smell ya in here, buddy. Say something! :P I haven't had a good roast since Tuesday, what with that ol' pig and all.
CardShark
And I must defend me lady. She is a huge Dave Matthews fan but she's hot and skinny. Go check out her website. www.sarakanti.com
October 27, 2005 at 09:53AM View BBCode
Once Jennie Finch stops with sports and turns Kirstie Ally's age, she'll probably be that big too. Remember how hot Kirstie Ally was in The Wrath of Kahn? What in the world happened?And I must defend me lady. She is a huge Dave Matthews fan but she's hot and skinny. Go check out her website. www.sarakanti.com
drunkengoat
Seen her lately? She isn't a wee bit bigger than when she was beating the ever loving crap out of all her competition in her heyday. That's how most athletes are; for the most part, they never stop exercising (Mark McGwire aka fatass not to be included in this discussion) so they at least appear to be in shape. I have every bit of faith that Jennie Finch's [expletive deleted]-able figure will withstand the test of time, at least for the next 20-30 years only because she won't be shoving 20 fucking hamburgers a day down her mouth for the next decade.
October 27, 2005 at 10:04AM View BBCode
Martina. Navritilova.Seen her lately? She isn't a wee bit bigger than when she was beating the ever loving crap out of all her competition in her heyday. That's how most athletes are; for the most part, they never stop exercising (Mark McGwire aka fatass not to be included in this discussion) so they at least appear to be in shape. I have every bit of faith that Jennie Finch's [expletive deleted]-able figure will withstand the test of time, at least for the next 20-30 years only because she won't be shoving 20 fucking hamburgers a day down her mouth for the next decade.
drunkengoat
October 27, 2005 at 10:13AM View BBCode
'Sides... By the time Kirstie Alley was doing the Look Who's Talking flicks, she was already well on her way to fat-ass-dom. Jennie Finch, hooooo-oooh, Jennie Finch. I've got a crush on a girl at work that's built just like her. And well... even if I don't get her before the weekend, I'm still getting laid at the 'all the server bitches are going to get drunk' Halloween party this Friday.
CardShark
And coincidently, stock in McDonalds will plummet.
October 27, 2005 at 10:16AM View BBCode
Someday Kirstie will be down below 400 lbs. I know it. I feel it in my heart.And coincidently, stock in McDonalds will plummet.
drunkengoat
October 27, 2005 at 10:59AM View BBCode
Well, no one thought that somebody would take the title "Supersize Me" seriously, so of course the bubble's going to burst.Pages: 1 2