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tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 01:05PM View BBCode

CRAIG MORTON!

(i mean, there was a good reason the cowboys ran his sorry ass off.)

((it was because Craig Morton was a sorry ass.))
khazim

May 05, 2010 at 02:23PM View BBCode

Still upset about that? No. Everybody knows that the Orange Crush was just happy to be there.
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 03:49PM View BBCode

they were, on the other hand, absolutely crushed when the Redskins crushed them.

(did you see what i did? smurfs=awesomes)
khazim

May 05, 2010 at 04:57PM View BBCode

Was the Redskins loss worse than the 55-10 federal pound-me-in-the-ash prison raping they took at the hands of the 49ers?
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 05:29PM View BBCode

whatever the dogass san francisco sixty niners ever did, do, or will do is dead to me.
tworoosters

May 05, 2010 at 06:06PM View BBCode

I think the Redskins loss was worse because Denver had a 10-0 lead in that game and then their world collapsed .

If you recall the Broncos dominated the 1st quarter with two long drives and Washington couldn't do anything plus Doug Williams left the game with an ankle injury, then whoops 300+ yards and 5 TDs in the 2nd quarter later it was all over.

I mean really they were both brutal so it's a tough call .
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 06:20PM View BBCode

Originally posted by tworoosters
I think the Redskins loss was worse because Denver had a 10-0 lead in that game and then their world collapsed .

If you recall the Broncos dominated the 1st quarter with two long drives and Washington couldn't do anything plus Doug Williams left the game with an ankle injury, then whoops 300+ yards and 5 TDs in the 2nd quarter later it was all over.

I mean really they were both brutal so it's a tough call .


it was beautiful. i turned down a $20 bet on the skins before the game . then when it was 10-0, i asked the guy if he still wanted it. and he took it. the bombs started falling immediately after the handshake.
Tyles

May 05, 2010 at 06:38PM View BBCode

Barely even a grade-schooler, and already dad was gambling away my college tuition.
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 06:48PM View BBCode

i won!

(blew it on dope though. cheers!)
Tyles

May 05, 2010 at 06:52PM View BBCode

He must have given you odds, then? If you were confident enough in the Skins to take them in a 10-0 hole, seems like you'd have taken them before kickoff.
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 06:54PM View BBCode

i did not get odds tyles, because i was too intoxicated to ask for them. i did not take the bet before the game, because i was too busy feeling up the host's wife. ok?
FuriousGiorge

May 05, 2010 at 06:56PM View BBCode

Um, yes? (That sort of explains things but leads to like a billion more questions.)
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 06:59PM View BBCode

i didn't say it made sense (to not take the bet, and then take it with the team 10 down). i just said it happened, and it did. there were many non-prescribed and/or illegal medications involved. and of course, alcohol, sexual tension, and several kinds of dip.
dirtdevil

May 05, 2010 at 07:11PM View BBCode

it's always the dip.
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 07:30PM View BBCode

THEY SHOULDN'T ALLOW THAT STUFF TO BE SOLD!
shep1582

May 05, 2010 at 08:30PM View BBCode

the broncs should retire #7 in honor of that Morton guy, not the dude who lost 3 SB's in embarrassingly sissified fashion.
FuriousGiorge

May 05, 2010 at 08:31PM View BBCode

Originally posted by tm4559
THEY SHOULDN'T ALLOW THAT STUFF TO BE SOLD!


Pre-packaged dip? What sort of gulag was this party held in?
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 08:37PM View BBCode

i believe there was some pre-packaged, and also some homemade stuff in the shape of a football. it was possibly laced with PCP.
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 08:39PM View BBCode

Originally posted by shep1582
the broncs should retire #7 in honor of that Morton guy, not the dude who lost 3 SB's in embarrassingly sissified fashion.


who were the teams that gave it up to denver anyway, and saved them from being Buffalo Bills II?
barterer2002

May 05, 2010 at 08:41PM View BBCode

That Damn elway just could never cover in the secondary. Too bad he played before the specialist came in. It would have been nice if the club only had to play him on offense and that his defense wasn't exposed the way it was there.
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 08:45PM View BBCode

he was a fine quarterback, yes. sucked at the combination cb/fs/ss/cb thing.
shep1582

May 05, 2010 at 08:47PM View BBCode

my favorite roadside graffiti ever was on a sign outside Denver:

Speed
Limit
55

BronCoS 10
tm4559

May 05, 2010 at 08:48PM View BBCode

ha
shep1582

May 05, 2010 at 09:35PM View BBCode

Originally posted by tm4559
he was a fine quarterback, yes. sucked at the combination cb/fs/ss/cb thing.



as did the Bronco secondary.
khazim

May 05, 2010 at 09:37PM View BBCode

To be fair, Elway basically got those three teams to the SB practically on his own. Dan Reeves' idea of an offense was establish the run for three quarters and then panic and let Elway chuck the rock and hope he was able to win.

No talent running the ball. No talent on defense at all.

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